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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:59 pm
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A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey
from
an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver
the
donkey the next day.
The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some
bad news.
The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.
"What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben.
"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.
"Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said
Jean Paul.
A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What
happened
with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two
dollars apiece
and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.
"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,”
said Jean Paul.
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:01 pm
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A businessman, on his deathbed, called his friend and said,
"Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have
my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your
ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail
them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope,
'Now, you have everything.'"
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:02 pm
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A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he
works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a
coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again
and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He
asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?” The beggar
replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to
open another branch".
#Post#: 8836--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:03 pm
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A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his
chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and
a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must
have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so
exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down
and all of us had to do our own thinking."
#Post#: 8837--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:05 pm
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To
show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50
partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory
everyday and learn the operation.”
The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the
noise.” “I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll
work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”
“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being
stuck behind a desk.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law.
“I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you
don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I
going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me
out.”
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:06 pm
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Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a
small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I
insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every
three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can
do without."
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:07 pm
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The income tax expert was visiting the school to talk about
taxes. “I’m going to tell you now about “indirect” taxes. Can
anybody tell me what an indirect tax is?”
“A dog license,” said Smart Josh.
“And why is that?” asked the expert.
“The dog doesn’t pay it,” replied Josh.
#Post#: 8840--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes
DIR By: fancymeny
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:36 pm
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh,
that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the
rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to
her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll
hold your monkey for you.''
#Post#: 8841--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes
DIR By: fancymeny
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:37 pm
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By the way...I enjoyed the jokes....I needed the
laugh....thanks. Muah!
#Post#: 8842--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 8:40 pm
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that was a rough one for that woman Carmen.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
cool joke.
keep them coming if you have more.
also don't be shy. you have as much right to post anywhere as
any of us.
Emma's café is one of the chit chat thread here.
as is "the truth's rant and rave" place.
we have chat threads all over the place.
feel free to post anywhere.
at Camelot, you are the boss.
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