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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:32 pm
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The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into
his office. "What is your name?," was the first thing the
manager asked. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled.
"Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked
at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It
breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority,"
he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only -
Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight,
what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling.
My name is John Darling." The manager said, "Okay, John, the
next thing I want to tell you..."
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Emma
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:37 pm
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Good stuff, herc but I will read these all tomorrow at work so
that I can have a laugh while working. ;D
I meant to post a few today but got sidetracked by Andy's match.
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:40 pm
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affirmative.
stay tuned. I will add a few more for you so you can check them
out at work when you are having your coffee break.
business jokes can be funny.
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Emma
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:42 pm
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their
computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the
ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long
enough."
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:43 pm
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:45 pm
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jokes are good for health.
I bet somebody out there has done a study somewhere about jokes
and health.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Emma
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:46 pm
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really
liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the
big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked,
"What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it,
and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello?
It's only 25 cents!"
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Emma
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:49 pm
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--- Quote from: Clay Death link ---
>
> Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his
Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an
immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback,
requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the
car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping
and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks
through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get
his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in
interest," the loan officer says. The man writes out a check and
starts to walk away. "Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You
are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow
$5,000?" The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place
to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only
$15.40?"
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;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Emma
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:53 pm
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--- Quote from: Clay Death link ---
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> jokes are good for health.
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> I bet somebody out there has done a study somewhere about
jokes and health.
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> ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I love funny people. I can't click with people who are too
serious 24 hours a day. I love to laugh. It's a wonderful thing
in life.
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Re: Jokes
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: February 2, 2014, 7:58 pm
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that is another reason why I have near zero use for all those
forums out there.
all those toothless, legless, assless fools can think of is that
bloody GOAT stuff and also who to insult and harass.
we are a breed apart.
we love our tennis but we take nothing too damn seriously.
and we have tons of diversions here.
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