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Funny and cute story
DIR By: thetruth
Date: December 26, 2013, 2:13 am
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious
of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her
more curious....
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between him and his
roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son
volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
you,we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said ,"Well, I
doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you
‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that
you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your
son.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which
read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love, Mom.
#Post#: 6098--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: thetruth
Date: December 26, 2013, 3:08 am
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Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.
Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
Still single????
Relax.
Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.
#Post#: 6348--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: December 31, 2013, 12:54 pm
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--- Quote from: thetruth link ---
>
> Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
>
> Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.
>
> Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
>
> Still single????
>
> Relax.
>
> Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.
>
--- End Quote ---
that is incredible.
I think kevin kostner and George Clooney are also with
significantly younger women.
and how about stallone?
#Post#: 6349--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: December 31, 2013, 12:54 pm
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--- Quote from: thetruth link ---
>
> A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl
roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious....
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him
and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you,we are just roommates."
>
> About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said
,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
>
> He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you
‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that
you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your
son.
>
> Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which
read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love, Mom.
>
--- End Quote ---
that was good.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
#Post#: 6353--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: Emma
Date: December 31, 2013, 1:00 pm
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--- Quote from: thetruth link ---
>
> Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
>
> Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.
>
> Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
>
> Still single????
>
> Relax.
>
> Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.
>
>
--- End Quote ---
I should send this out to all my single friends, especially
Tatiana. She'll love it. lol
#Post#: 6358--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: thetruth
Date: December 31, 2013, 1:08 pm
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--- Quote from: Clay Death link ---
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> [quote author=thetruth link=topic=468.msg6098#msg6098
date=1388048920]
> Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
>
> Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.
>
> Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
>
> Still single????
>
> Relax.
>
> Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.
>
--- End Quote ---
that is incredible.
I think kevin kostner and George Clooney are also with
significantly younger women.
and how about stallone?
[/quote]
Clooney recently broke up with his gal pal, Stacy Keibler.
Costner is having a revival of sorts. After a couple of years of
questionable movie choices, he has a new out that looks pretty
good. I'm a big Kevin Coster fan.
#Post#: 6364--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: Clay Death
Date: December 31, 2013, 1:16 pm
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kevin kostner is one of my favorite actors. I especially like
his westerns.
that is what made me a fan.
#Post#: 7011--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny and cute story
DIR By: thetruth
Date: January 12, 2014, 1:50 pm
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Have you ever seen Bull Durham? That is one of the cutest
baseball pictures ever.
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