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Funny things about understanding the English language
By: thetruth Date: December 11, 2013, 12:03 am
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THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
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Re: Funny things about understanding the English language
By: Clay Death Date: January 14, 2014, 2:01 am
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its a tough language to master for the newcomers if they have
never had any exposure to it in grade school.
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Re: Funny things about understanding the English language
By: thetruth Date: January 14, 2014, 2:08 am
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What I find interesting how well people speak, write, and spell
in the English language, when it's a possible 2nd, 3rd, or 4th
language.
It's such a challenging language.
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Re: Funny things about understanding the English language
By: Clay Death Date: January 14, 2014, 2:16 am
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I am constantly being told by people on the internet that my
English needs a lot of work.
well I just don't care. I don't think anybody has ever had any
trouble understanding me.
I know it is not perfect but it just doesn't matter to me that
much.
some fool was lecturing me about it at another site.
as if I was going to stay at that miserable site. I only went
there to try to recruit some people for Camelot.
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Re: Funny things about understanding the English language
By: fancymeny Date: January 24, 2014, 9:26 am
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I found this the other day...enjoy.
peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about
-the-english-language/
HTML http://peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about-the-english-language/
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Re: Funny things about understanding the English language
By: thetruth Date: January 28, 2014, 11:27 am
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[quote author=fancymeny link=topic=348.msg8072#msg8072
date=1390577212]
I found this the other day...enjoy.
peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about
-the-english-language/
HTML http://peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about-the-english-language/
[/quote][quote author=fancymeny link=topic=348.msg8072#msg8072
date=1390577212]
I found this the other day...enjoy.
peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about
-the-english-language/
HTML http://peelingtheorange.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/the-funny-things-about-the-english-language/
[/quote]
That's awesome and weird.
I wonder how the English language became so convoluted. We are
lucky to be able to communicate at all.
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