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A Blonde joke
By: thetruth Date: December 6, 2013, 4:55 pm
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3 girls were being prosecuted, a blonde, a brunette, and a red
head. The police called up the red head first. So the red head
goes up. The police say "1,2,3..." and just as they were about
to shoot the red head shouts "Hurricane!!".
The police turn around and see nothing, by the time they turn
back around they don't see the red head. They get angry for
losing her and than call up the Brunette. The Brunette goes up.
The police say "1,2,3.." and just as the police were about to
shoot, the Brunette shouts "Tornado!!". They turn around, see
nothing,and turn back around to find her missing like the last
time.
This time even angrier they call up the Blonde. The police say
"1,2,3" and just as they were about to shoot, the Blonde shouts
..... "FIRE!!!!"
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Re: A Blonde joke
By: Sara50840 Date: December 7, 2013, 7:07 pm
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Hahaha that's funny.
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Re: A Blonde joke
By: Clay Death Date: December 7, 2013, 11:17 pm
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Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed
to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for
penicillin.
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