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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Azan Date: December 15, 2016, 7:30 am
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Loneliness?
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Gingkage Date: March 29, 2017, 5:28 pm
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A bit of context for this joke. My job is selling these new
gummies (I think they're Starburst gummies, but that's not
relevant to the joke) called 'neon'. The back of the bag has the
following exchange between the orange and blue gummies, to the
best of my memory.
Orange: Knock. Knock.
Blue: Who's there?
Orange: Orange.
Blue: Orange who?
Orange: Orange you glad I dropped by?
Blue: Ha! *smack*
Blue: I smacked my neon that one!
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: TigerPower Date: July 4, 2025, 7:23 pm
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Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
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Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960s?
A: A funky chicken.
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, theyd be baygulls!
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Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way, unique up on it!
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Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute.
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Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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