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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Starflame Date: January 31, 2016, 10:53 am
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Been a while, here's a new one!
Riddle me this:
I am first in earth,
second in heaven,
and I appear two times in a week.
You can only see me once a year,
although I'm in the middle of sea.
What am I?
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Gingkage Date: January 31, 2016, 5:02 pm
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The letter 'E.'
Two (bad) jokes that I heard at work recently from one of my
regulars:
If a cat has nine lives, what animal has more lives than that?
[spoiler]A frog. It croaks every night.[/spoiler]
Why did the chicken attend the séance?
[spoiler]To get to the other side.[/spoiler]
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Starflame Date: June 11, 2016, 3:46 pm
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New riddle, if anyone wants!
You see black babies in a red house, surrounded by a white fence
and green forest.
What are you looking at?
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: guest74 Date: June 11, 2016, 7:13 pm
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[color=#94ceb7]Ohmygoodness, I actually realized this one! A
watermelon!! C:
(Will edit in a riddle when I get home!)
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Starflame Date: June 12, 2016, 9:30 am
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You got it, Aura!
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: guest74 Date: June 12, 2016, 3:36 pm
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[color=#94ceb7]Alright, here's a riddle I've written myself! I
don't think I've shared it before, but if I have, I will quickly
amend that brain-blank. Cx
Circle, circle, dot, dot,
Letter, yes, but paper, not.
Strung together in a row,
Each emotion you can show.
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Elryn Date: June 13, 2016, 8:05 pm
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Emojis
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Gingkage Date: August 22, 2016, 11:08 am
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Two jokes for y'all that I hope I haven't shared before (can't
remember) I can't quite remember the original version I heard
for these jokes (or the original version I heard wasn't
forum-appropriate, and so needed a minor edit), but the
punchlines are the same, so that shouldn't matter so much.:
Joke 1:
Schrodinger is pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop tells
Schrodinger that he needs to look in the trunk. And when he
does, he sees a cat. "Sir," he says, "Do you know your cat is
dead?"
"Well, it is now."
Joke 2:
Pavlov is eating at a diner. When a customer enters, and the
door chimes, he exclaims loudly,
"I forgot to feed the dogs!"
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Starflame Date: August 22, 2016, 11:45 am
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Here's a joke my roommate told me.
What two movies came before Startreck Beyond?
Startreck Bed and Streck Bath.
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Re: Jokes and Riddles
By: Rayen Date: December 12, 2016, 1:16 am
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Warning: I don't know the answer to this riddle! Please don't
lose your heads over it.
I heard this riddle on the radio today, but (HORRIFYINGLY) the
station cut out before I was able to hear the answer, so I
thought I'd put it to your Great Minds. I believe it went like
this:
[center]"What comes before a group of two?"[/center]
(although it maybe have been "I come before a group of two", if
that makes any difference).
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