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Jokes / Riddles
By: Murphy Date: October 17, 2012, 1:58 pm
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Tell here your jokes, I wanna laugh :)
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Re: Jokes
By: Kimossab Date: October 17, 2012, 2:08 pm
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IDK about you, but I laughed a lot at that ;D ;D ;D ;D
That Ricardo is my IRL friend, but he went abroad and now don't
live near me... :-\ :-\
But if you really want to laugh (IDK if you will but at least I
try) I got one (it's not mine):
One day the mother of a guy told him to go buy suppositories and
the father told him to buy buy some cartridges for his shotgun.
So the guy went to buy it all, when he was returning he fell and
everything was in the ground spread all over the ground. So he
decided to put the thing in it's boxes again. The father, after
the guy coming, went to the hunt. He returned without anything,
so he spoke with his wife:
-Wife, I don't know what happened, but I couldn't kill any
bird...
-Oh, this afternoon I was hanging out the clothes on the wire, I
farted and killed the dog...
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Re: Jokes
By: AnirudhThakur Date: October 17, 2012, 7:47 pm
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in a mental hospital every mental was crying. one was lying
quitely on his bed. the doctor asked what happened. the mental
replied 'dumbass m dead!'
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: Murphy Date: October 18, 2012, 6:50 am
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Lmao, nice ones :D
Added ''Riddles'' into the topic title ;D
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: Kimossab Date: October 18, 2012, 9:11 am
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That fleas of one hundred camels infest the ass of the one that
ruined your day and that his arms be too short to scratch it.
Good Morning!!!
The blind child ask to his mother:
-Mother, does the lemons have feathers?
-No, my son. Why?
-Oh, damn... I think I squeezed the canary...
Two man went to hunt. At some point, one of them look at the sky
and sees a man hang-gliding. The man pulls of his rifle and aims
to the hang-glider and shoots. The other says:
-Hey pal... what kind of bird was that?
-I don't know, but that bastard already set loose the man that
he had!
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: AnirudhThakur Date: November 15, 2012, 11:07 am
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A servant enrolled his donkey
in a race
& won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS
WON'
The king was so upset with
this kind of
publicity that he ordered d
servant to
get rid of the donkey. He gave
the
donkey to the queen.
The local paper then
read:"QUEEN HAS
THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The
king fainted.
Queen sold the
donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN
SELLS HER
ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING
ordered the
queen to buy back the
donkey and
release it into d forest.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND
FREE!"
the king died next day..!
- Facebook
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: [BL]DARTHKILLER Date: November 25, 2012, 12:36 pm
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what is the best way to defeat an enemy?
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: Murphy Date: November 25, 2012, 4:01 pm
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[quote author=[BL]DARTHKILLER link=topic=32.msg204#msg204
date=1353868572]
what is the best way to defeat an enemy?
[/quote]
With a kiss :P
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: [BL]DARTHKILLER Date: November 25, 2012, 7:14 pm
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[quote author=Murphy link=topic=32.msg205#msg205
date=1353880914]
[quote author=[BL]DARTHKILLER link=topic=32.msg204#msg204
date=1353868572]
what is the best way to defeat an enemy?
[/quote]
With a kiss :P
NOPE in fact that will just make him/her angrier :P :P
[/quote]
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
By: AnirudhThakur Date: November 25, 2012, 8:06 pm
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By defeating him. :yaoming:
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