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Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 10, 2012, 2:07 am
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Tell your best jokes. Or Post funny Links
Here I'll get us started...
-Please don't take any offensive material to heart. Jokes are
meant to be humorous, not offensive. Keep that in mind while
reading these.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.
Neither have they.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the heck out of the guiding dog.
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: Tuesday
Date: May 13, 2012, 4:58 am
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in
there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in
the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 15, 2012, 1:14 am
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Pinochio receives a message on his phone saying,
So all I have to do is lie right ?
~your Friend Voldemort~
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: EnqingNg
Date: May 15, 2012, 4:04 am
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BEST JOKE EVER !
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: Tuesday
Date: May 15, 2012, 11:36 am
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Jokes are fantastic sometimes, don't you think TyCoLeR?
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: Lissa
Date: May 17, 2012, 1:05 pm
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--- Quote from: WhitePhonex link ---
>
> Pinochio receives a message on his phone saying,
>
> So all I have to do is lie right ?
>
>
> ~your Friend Voldemort~
>
> LOL niceone
>
--- End Quote ---
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 18, 2012, 3:29 am
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 18, 2012, 3:29 am
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 18, 2012, 3:43 am
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What do you call a two mexican fighting each other?
Juan on Juan *BA DUM TSS*
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Re: Best Jokes
DIR By: WhitePhonex
Date: May 18, 2012, 3:44 am
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