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Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Universe
By: Bla Date: February 24, 2014, 12:07 pm
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A few weeks ago our math lecturer argued that the laws of
physics were biased to the right-wing because the coriolis force
makes particles turn right on the northern hemisphere, and
additionally citing all the conservative forces. However, in
case he hasn't noticed, the psi symbol he's been using for
stream functions looks suspiciously like a hammer and sickle,
and if you study cyclones, clearly the coriolis force up here
leads to a collective leftist pattern, and don't forget
thermodynamics, heat flows from the energy-rich to the
energy-poor, and when thermal equilibrium is achieved in any
macroscopic body, the fluctuations in temperature will be vastly
smaller than any instrument could posssibly detect! Clearly the
universe is favoring communism!
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: b-ong Date: February 25, 2014, 1:54 pm
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according th the rule of thumb: if you don't understand 5 words
in a page, skip it. i skipped it
also arn't rightest and leftist just right and left, is there a
reason that leftists are left and rightist are right?
bad example: -1 is negative. 1 is positive. without the
definitions, -1 could be positive and 1 could be negative if we
just switched around the words
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: February 25, 2014, 2:58 pm
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The reason why leftists are left etc. is because the physical
laws of the universe caused history to unfold such that in the
French legislative assembly in the 18th century, leftist people
would sit to the left and rightist people would sit to the
right. These events clearly have deep philosophical meaning and
is just one of the universe's many mysterious ways to reveal its
communist bias to us.
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: March 7, 2014, 1:49 pm
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Ever wondered why 99.999999999% of galaxies in the universe are
☭ redshifted ☭? Checkmate, capitalists.
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: b-ong Date: March 7, 2014, 8:06 pm
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kol
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: April 29, 2014, 2:41 pm
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Careful studies of the geographical production of metal in the
ancient Middle East reveal the coming of communism.
HTML http://i.imgdiode.com/KJxKX2.png
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: May 23, 2014, 2:36 pm
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<osmotikol2>if redstone is communist
<osmotikol2>where's bluestone
<osmotikol2>checkmate capitalists
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: atomic7732 Date: May 28, 2014, 12:32 am
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well
high pressure redistributes into low pressure
high temp redistributes into low temp
high energy redistributes into low energy
redistribution of <insert value here>
leftist!
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: May 28, 2014, 9:35 am
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If the universe were capitalist, it seems plausible that the
physical laws should be written as inequations. But they tend to
be equations. Clearly, this is evidence of the universe's
communist bias. Checkmate, capitalists.
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Re: Philosophical Discussion on the Favored Ideology of the Univ
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By: Bla Date: September 30, 2014, 12:49 pm
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"In figure 8.4, we see clumps of galaxies around 13h 20m at z =
0.05, 0.08, 0.11 and 0.15. These are quite clear in the left
wedge of figure 8.5, but much weaker in the right wedge.
Similarly, the void at 12h and z = 0.08 is emptier in the left
wedge - why? The left-wing galaxies are red elliptical and S0
systems, while on the right are spirals and irregulars. As we
saw in section 7.2, elliptical galaxies live communally in the
cores of rich clusters, where spiral galaxies are rare.
Accordingly, the clustering of the red galaxies is stronger than
that of the bluer systems of the right panel. Whether galaxies
are spiral or elliptical is clearly related to how closely
packed they are: we see a morphology-density relation."
Tl;dr - elliptical galaxies are communist living together
sharing their gas and dark matter, and spirals are evil
capitalist. Numerous red stars are the proletariat and the few,
luminous blue stars are the evil bourgeoisie trying to outshine
the rest and get all the attention. But they die off quickly
while the red stars live on. The universe is communist.
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