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       Atheist Holiday
       By: JordieH Date: March 23, 2013, 5:15 pm
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       In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and
       Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a
       discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances
       of their hold days.  The argument was that it was unfair that
       atheists had no such recognized days.  The case was brought
       before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation
       by the atheist’s lawyer, the judge banged his gavel, declaring,
       “Case dismissed!”
       The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the rule, saying,
       “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?  The
       Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others.  The Jews have
       Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other
       atheists have no such holidays…”
       The judge leaned forward in his chair and said, “But they do.
       Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant.”
       The lawyer said, “Your honor, we are unaware of any special
       observance or holiday for atheists.”
       The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s
       Day.  Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is
       no God.’  Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your
       client says there is no God, then he is a fool.  Therefore,
       April 1st is his day.  Court is adjourned.”
       You gotta love a judge who knows his Scripture!  ;D
       ~Got this from a small newspaper in Powhatan.  ::)
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       Re: Atheist Holiday
       By: Aidan Date: March 24, 2013, 11:45 am
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       Me upon reading this:
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