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Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: ajz2017 Date: November 20, 2013, 5:06 pm
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Oh Rob... -.- you...you...you...
Warning longest insult ever about to come... (Note I am only
joking, and I hope there is nothing offensive in here... I
didn't take the time o read it...)
[spoiler]
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
As
they
say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go
away.
I
would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless
little
worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad,
a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf
smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged
birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to
nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you
and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species
as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at
the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
avoid
you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a
fungus,
the
dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to
access it
more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up,
drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you
loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy
pink
shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing
nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid,
nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land
that
reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important
statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do
you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would
have
more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a
circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous
and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a
living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are
a
disease,
you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the
source
of
all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you
go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock.
You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You
clouted
boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce.
You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist.
I
despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so
far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense
that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day
sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
is some
primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some
pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This
is
an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from
me
again
for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your
ignorant
questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or
any of
the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who
find these
things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case
then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of
luck
in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a
demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic,
bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive,
dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow,
manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade,
grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive,
aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
(yes, I'm done now):disbelief
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#Post#: 7169--------------------------------------------------
Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: zombiefighter70 Date: November 20, 2013, 7:59 pm
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0.0
wow.
i had no idea you were capable of swearing that much. /.\
hey, if anyone needs me, i will be washing my brain out with
soap and lava. mmk?
#Post#: 7170--------------------------------------------------
Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: panda060699 Date: November 20, 2013, 8:13 pm
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Well my name is Lisa and I have been a naughty girl and a nice
girl... sometimes naughty over does nice but sometimes nice over
does naughty. I guess you can pick which one seems more like me
:D
#Post#: 7171--------------------------------------------------
Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: Rob458 Date: November 21, 2013, 1:49 am
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Alex :'(
howcouldchu!?
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Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: HellerTech Date: November 21, 2013, 6:24 am
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My name is Heller and i would like a donkey/good horse :D
#Post#: 7174--------------------------------------------------
Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: jacktacular2 Date: November 21, 2013, 2:21 pm
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Mah name is jacktacular2 and for Christmas my wish is to have a
couple of beacons (32) for my interior in my home (My modern
house) :) And don't worry Santa I have been a good boy this year
:D
P.S. I won't abuse the beacons don't worry :P
P.P.S You Can Check My Home Reguarly
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Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: ajz2017 Date: November 21, 2013, 3:31 pm
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[quote author=Rob458 link=topic=1041.msg7171#msg7171
date=1385020146]
Alex :'(
howcouldchu!?
[/quote]
lmao xD
#Post#: 7178--------------------------------------------------
Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: Alphaghost107 Date: November 21, 2013, 4:39 pm
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Hi there Mister Santa, My name is Alpha, And I think that I have
been really, really, REALLLLYYYY good this year... I don't
suppose an OP Diamond sword and Armour set would be out of the
question? :D :P
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Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: ArcticFo1115 Date: November 22, 2013, 4:19 pm
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Dear Santa.
i have been a very bad boy this year for necroposting on this
topic after 1 day!, i deserve lots of[color=black] coal and a
slap.
in fact, i feel so bad, i might as well... i don't know, donate
my present of coal and a slap to a friend?
Who to choose though...
i'm very sorry for what i have done. feel free to order a
Crucifixion at my expense.
Lots of luv, hugs and overall bad grammar,
Arctic.
<3 you!
PS. i woud liek a [color=yellow]sponge. named Geoff. if you
could?[/color]
XD
PPS, i also have a bad habit of writing (Almost) more than
anyone else on a topic.
PPPS, alex is an exclusion to this rule, that post is unbeatable
:P
PPPPS i'm running out of PPPPPP.... PPPS's now so.. yah,
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Arctic~
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Re: Santa is Comin to LTC!!!!
By: zim1970 Date: November 24, 2013, 9:59 pm
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Dear Santa, i'm coming back to LTC soon and i don't know what
things are worth these days so, i want something to help start
me off well, an island with nice house if possable.
thanks Santa
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