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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: guest77 Date: May 22, 2011, 9:54 am
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heading to north georgia mountains next week for r&r. looking
forward to some cool mountain air!
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Grizzlybear34 Date: May 22, 2011, 10:09 am
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Bearfan - You going to Blue Ridge?
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: guest77 Date: May 22, 2011, 11:27 am
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yes...blue ridge--ellijay area. you been there before?
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Keysbear Date: May 22, 2011, 1:52 pm
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[quote author=BearFan link=topic=40.msg9646#msg9646
date=1306024608]
Spend another 100 bucks on a Blu-ray player and you may never
leave your couch again!
[/quote]
I amlooking at Blue ray players but my son said I should get a
PS3 instead as it a blue ray player as well as a game system. I
don't play games so I think he's conning me.
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: chifaninva Date: May 22, 2011, 2:22 pm
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Say it ain't so..
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: navigator Date: May 22, 2011, 2:40 pm
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I think you can get a blue ray player a lot cheaper than a PS3.
Besides if he is playing PS3 all the time you can't watch your
movies :-)
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Keysbear Date: May 22, 2011, 2:57 pm
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He has an x-box and a 55" HD TV in his bedroom so I don't know
what his scam is. He had an HD TV long before I did...he just
didn't have an HD box but all his video games are HD.
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Jackiejokeman Date: May 22, 2011, 4:05 pm
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long
before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
‘About 2 hours.’
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’
The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
‘How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a
half .
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a
favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how
long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.’
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves?’
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
‘Your house!’
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Jackiejokeman Date: May 22, 2011, 4:15 pm
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not
in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in
front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
room,
'Why are you down here at this time of night?
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary
of the
day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we
started
dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
my car?'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair
beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I
will send you to
prison for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have
gotten out today
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
By: Jackiejokeman Date: May 22, 2011, 4:33 pm
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island,
find a magic lantern containing a genie,
who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back
here."
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