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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: stelz
       Date: June 2, 2011, 8:19 am
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       Those were great, thanks Jackie.  I was thinking about the SK
       routine the other day "Why doesn't the cameraman give him a
       sandwich"
       LMFAO
       #Post#: 12531--------------------------------------------------
       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: 46
       Date: June 2, 2011, 9:40 am
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       JJ- My sources said it was lucy. Ricky was way to busy chasing
       and catching every skirt that came his way. Pryor was and still
       is Hysterical with his skits. They all had a bite to them, and
       made you remember. Grew up in Peoria btw.
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: packrat
       Date: June 2, 2011, 11:34 am
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       The conversation has drifted to the modern comedians.  I get
       very uncomfortable with their language and subject matter.  I'll
       take Bob Hope and Jack Benny style.
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: guest77
       Date: June 2, 2011, 11:45 am
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       Collinsworth to Coach son's HS Football team...read his
       interesting comment about NFL season ... “But what the heck, the
       NFL will probably miss at least half of their season anyway..."
  HTML http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/31/collinsworth-preps-for-lockout-by-taking-high-school-coaching-job/related/
  HTML http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/31/collinsworth-preps-for-lockout-by-taking-high-school-coaching-job/related/
       If that happens it will SU(K!!!   >:(
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: Pekin
       Date: June 2, 2011, 11:50 am
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       Actually the NFL and the NFLPA met with out the lawyers Tuesday
       night, yesterday and today.  So at least they are finally
       negotiating again.
       Oh and yes Richard Pryor was from Peoria but so was Sam Kinison.
       #Post#: 12549--------------------------------------------------
       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: guest77
       Date: June 2, 2011, 11:56 am
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       That's a good sign!  ;D
       I love a good comic.  Saw a guy at The Improv last month that
       had my wife and I in tears from laughing so hard.  Darned if I
       can remember his name, though..having a pre-Senior brain fart.
       Sam Kinison, Eddie Murphy, The Diceman, Robin Williams, Steve
       Martin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock all make me laugh that way.
       After awhile, Dice can wear you out with the vulgarity.
       He sure dropped off the radar though....
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: guest77
       Date: June 2, 2011, 11:57 am
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       Cool, "fart" isn't censored!  Yet!  ;D
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: Keysbear
       Date: June 2, 2011, 12:29 pm
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       Steven Wright ...I prefer a comic that doesn't scream at me
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: Phill23
       Date: June 2, 2011, 2:58 pm
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       Bears' Martz thinking big with Bennett
       Brad Biggs/Tribune reporter
       It’s not surprising that Mike Martz is plotting a bigger role
       for Earl Bennett.
       The Chicago Bears offensive coordinator has to find something to
       do with his time during the NFL’s lockout, and reviewing 2010
       while looking ahead to the coming season is a big part of it.
       Martz announced in a story on the Bears' team-controlled website
       that Bennett will be more involved in the offense moving
       forward.
       Martz didn’t get much of a look at Bennett, a third-round pick
       from 2008, until last season started. Bennett had arthroscopic
       knee surgery that sidelined him for the majority of the
       offseason program and then a hamstring injury wiped out much of
       his summer.
       When the sure-handed target got on the field, he produced.
       Bennett finished second among wide receivers with 46 receptions
       for 561 yards. That’s five less catches than Johnny Knox made,
       but consider Knox was on the field for 371 more offensive snaps.
       “We didn’t throw it to him enough,” Martz said on the website.
       “That will be remedied. He will figure in a much larger role
       than he did last year. He came to us late. He was injured. I
       wasn’t really sure where he was with all the stuff. But he
       established himself as a guy who needs to get a lot more balls
       than he did.
       “He’s extremely reliable. I know Jay (Cutler) feels comfortable
       with him in the slot doing some of those things. But he should
       be able to play outside for us as well.”
       The Bears need more production from their wideouts, period. In
       the 10 previous offenses directed by Martz, the No. 1 wide
       receiver averaged 88.7 receptions for 1,256 yards. Combine Knox
       and Bennett and you get 97 receptions for 1,521 yards. You get
       the picture. What plans the team has for the position in free
       agency remain unknown. Heck, the NFL hasn’t disclosed the
       parameters for free agency so no one is certain what the pool of
       players will look like at this point.
       There stands a good chance the biggest contributions will have
       to be made by those already on the team’s roster. That’s where
       carving out more playing time for Bennett comes into play. He
       started 15 games in 2009 and it could be that he’ll take playing
       time away from Devin Hester in 2011. Hester was on the field for
       66 percent of the offensive snaps last season. Bennett was in on
       49.3 percent of the action.
       Martz referenced having Bennett play inside and outside and
       that’s something that has been missing --  a player with the
       skill set to handle both roles. That’s what many of the true No.
       1 receivers in the NFL can do. Whether or not Bennett is cut out
       for a star role remains to be seen, but certainly he’s capable
       of bigger and better things than he was allowed to display this
       past season.
       He had one 100-yard game like Knox. Bennett also had two
       touchdowns in the Nov. 28 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles.
       They complement each other well, so it won’t be surprising if
       they’re the starters moving forward. There would still be plenty
       of opportunities to involve Hester, and the Bears need to be
       mindful of ways to get him the ball in the open field and keep
       him involved with the change in rules likely to make it more
       challenging for special teams returns, at least on kickoffs.
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       Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
   DIR By: Pekin
       Date: June 2, 2011, 6:34 pm
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       I like Wright as well.  The Diceman was a one trick pony.  He
       had the one show that was funny as hell but couldn't follow up
       on it.  It is hard to stay on the edge as a comic doing that
       kind of humor.
       Why do you think Eddie Murphy had crap movie after crap movie
       until he finally gave in and went to Disney to make mediocre
       movies.
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