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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Phill23
Date: June 1, 2011, 5:52 pm
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Can Mike Tice Help Pave the Way for More Success on the Bears'
Offense?
Bryan Dietzler (Bears Featured Columnist)
June 1, 2011
The Chicago Bears took on a brand new offensive scheme last
season when they hired offensive coordinator Mike Martz to help
a consistently stagnant offense gain some steam. The team hoped
that Martz could mold quarterback Jay Cutler into an all-star
and bring along their wide receivers to the point that their
unit could be competitive.
But the one glaring issue that concerned Bears fans the most
entering the previous season was the team's offensive line. The
team had done virtually nothing to improve the line since 2008
when they took offensive tackle (and now guard) Chris Williams—a
pick that just has not panned out for them the way they planned.
They also picked up J’Marcus Webb, and although he has played
well, he did not play well enough to keep quarterback Jay Cutler
safe enough last season. Just like the rest of the offensive
line.
Things could have been much worse had the Bears not had someone
like assistant coach Mike Tice to understand the dynamics of the
offensive line. Tice has a lot of experience working with
offenses and offensive lines and his knowledge was definitely
vital to the Bears throughout their problems on the offensive
line last season.
The Bears gave Tice a new weapon in the draft this year when
they took Wisconsin offensive tackle Gabe Carimi in the first
round. Guidance from Tice will certainly prepare Carimi for his
career with the Bears. Also, Tice may help create the right
combination for the Bear’s offensive line and turn it into what
we hope will be a solid unit.
Despite its injuries and ineffectiveness throughout much of last
season, the offensive line functioned thanks to Tice. For
example, he lobbied for the Bears to run the ball more, thus
allowing his offensive line to develop greater cohesion and feel
much more comfortable playing together.
This kind of experience will put the Bears' offense and
offensive line in much better shape in the coming season. Things
should also be better for the Bears due to Tice's experience and
the addition of Carimi. Hopefully Tice is able to work his
magic and prepare the offensive line for an important season.
So yes, thanks to his experience, Tice can indeed help this team
find greater success next season on offense. The Bears will
certainly need that experience if they are going to have success
next season.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: wmljohn
Date: June 1, 2011, 6:23 pm
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Buddy Hackett...
'Nuff said.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Pekin
Date: June 1, 2011, 8:09 pm
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Funniest stand up was Richard Pryor, Geroge Carlin, Eddie Murphy
(Raw).
After them believe it or not Andrew Dice Clay had an HBO special
that was funnier then shit. Everyone in the room watching it
was crying from laughter. Sam Kinneson also very funny.
But I thought we were talking comedians in movies.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Jackiejokeman
Date: June 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
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--- Quote from: Pekin link ---
>
> Funniest stand up was Richard Pryor, Geroge Carlin, Eddie
Murphy (Raw).
>
> After them believe it or not Andrew Dice Clay had an HBO
special that was funnier then ****. Everyone in the room
watching it was crying from laughter. Sam Kinneson also very
funny.
>
> But I thought we were talking comedians in movies.
>
--- End Quote ---
Duck,
I remember this line from Dice Clay: About "I Dream Of Jeanie"
...
"The guy keeps pushing this biitch away...I would be like : Hey
Jeanie, make your tongue six feet long and lick my BALLS from
across the room." Ow!
Fuucking fell on the floor! LMAO!!!
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Jackiejokeman
Date: June 1, 2011, 9:04 pm
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HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Jackiejokeman
Date: June 1, 2011, 9:12 pm
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HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Pekin
Date: June 1, 2011, 9:18 pm
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Great Sam Kinison clip JJ! "You know what this sand. You know
what it's going to be in 100 years? SAND!!!" Good stuff.
JJ, That was the one I was talking about. I think it was
called, "The Diceman Cometh" or soemthing like that. I think it
was shown on New Years Eve the first time and I was at my future
mother in laws with my future wife. Both me, my wife and the
inlaws were in tears it was so damn funny. Totally rude and
crude but belly laughing funny.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Pekin
Date: June 1, 2011, 9:29 pm
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JJ post the diceman one on "hogging". "I got twinkies, I got
Ho,ho's..." He likes to fuck fat chicks cause they try harder.
LOL!
The one you posted was an earlier one and he was stumbling a lot
at the beginning. The HBO one he had the routine nailed.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: JeffH
Date: June 1, 2011, 11:00 pm
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--- Quote from: Jackiejokeman link ---
>
> There was a dude that used to do piano and political comments
while singing...
> dont know who he was.
>
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Tom Lehrer.
HTML http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
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Re: 2011 Chicago Bears
DIR By: Jackiejokeman
Date: June 2, 2011, 12:34 am
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--- Quote from: JeffH link ---
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> Tom Lehrer.
>
>
HTML http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
>
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That looks like the guy...thanx JeffH!
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