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Nick Guy
By: Not A Scandinavian Date: May 2, 2013, 5:40 pm
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For years he's been riding around terrifying small, helpless
townships on his giant snapping turtle. We can no longer stand
for this injustice! It's time that young children no longer
lived in fear of being snapped by a giant turtle in the night
with Nick riding it! Free the people!
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Re: Nick Guy
By: Meh Date: May 2, 2013, 7:07 pm
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HE SHALL BE SACRIFICED. (note to depths of hell, put him in the
most painful part. thnx ;)!) SACRIFICED!!!!!
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Re: Nick Guy
By: walrus gumboot Date: May 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
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In addition to his new crimes this man has a massive criminal
record, larger than a juju bug in a lagoom nest.
I hear your sacrifice and let it be known that he shall be sent
to the deepest part of this single "depth"
On charge of:
-Animal abuse
-Possession baby skull seeking bullets
-Being "big boned" (Thats right, satan knows the lingo)
-Probably scandinavian (All looks can be deceiving: you have to
judge race by actions)
-Excessive and compulsive use of Soy Sauce in a public place
With the good intentions of (lets be a little bit fair and point
out the good things however small):
-Attempting to burn women and rape churches
-Murdering innocent children (probably in the will of barrett,
lets face it)
THEREFORE HIS PUNISHMENT SHALL BE:
1. Having both his legs gradually lacerated with a rusty spoon
that I didn't wash after using it in hummus
2. 15 day and 15 nights in of being followed around by smeagul--
INDEED, the only 'person' more creepy than himself
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