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Owen
By: Not A Scandinavian Date: May 2, 2013, 5:57 am
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Who I want to sacrifice: Owen
Why I want to sacrifice him: for two reasons. The first is that
if you taped his arms to his sides you could play a game of
soccer using him as they ball, and that counts as a reason to
sacrifice him. Second is that since he is a pork chop, the post
sacrifice meal could potentially be really good.
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Re: Owen
By: Meh Date: May 2, 2013, 11:22 am
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Fine...
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Re: Owen
By: walrus gumboot Date: May 2, 2013, 2:49 pm
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Hmm... this requires a greater argument for 2 reasons:
1) Your first part seemed like a lie-- Lets be rwealistic hes
more like a foot ball.
2) the porkchop has no meat on it; it's all skin and bones so it
wouldn't be great to eat.
Therefore I will put this to the polls in general discussion.
-Satan
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Re: Owen
By: TheHolyBarrett Date: May 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
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As TheHolyBarrett I am making an executive decision to hereby
sacrifice this man.
Your Punishment Shall Be:
5 years of being forced to listen to a compilation of Katie
Perry songs without break
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Re: Owen
By: walrus gumboot Date: May 2, 2013, 9:28 pm
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My lord, being satan I know I'm the only one to question your
authority and with no good will-- but wouldn't he enjoy that?
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