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I wanna be the messiah
By: TheMessiah Date: May 1, 2013, 11:44 am
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If I'm not the messiah, then my username makes little to no
sense. Therefore, your religion will become a sham based on
false usernames. Such as this, imaging if BUTTPIRATE666 was not
in fact, a butt pirate. How does this reflect on you? The answer
is, not very well. Therefore, I believe that I should be
appointed Messiah. The title of Messiah includes basic rights,
such as turning water into soda, walking on things and being
crucified.
My name: Jesus Christ
My age: 2013
My requirements are that I am Jesus. My work references are God
and Jonathan, my boss when I was a carpenter.
Please allow me to be messiah.
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Re: I wanna be the messiah
By: TheHolyBarrett Date: May 1, 2013, 3:24 pm
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[quote author=TheMessiah link=topic=17.msg23#msg23
date=1367426686]
If I'm not the messiah, then my username makes little to no
sense. Therefore, your religion will become a sham based on
false usernames. Such as this, imaging if BUTTPIRATE666 was not
in fact, a butt pirate. How does this reflect on you? The answer
is, not very well. Therefore, I believe that I should be
appointed Messiah. The title of Messiah includes basic rights,
such as turning water into soda, walking on things and being
crucified.
My name: Jesus Christ
My age: 2013
My requirements are that I am Jesus. My work references are God
and Jonathan, my boss when I was a carpenter.
Please allow me to be messiah.
[/quote]
Application Approved
-You are now the official Messiah of Barrettism
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