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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: February 7, 2019, 1:43 pm
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[quote author=katiekat2009 link=topic=679.msg25453#msg25453
date=1549561094]
[quote author=cabbageweevil link=topic=679.msg14018#msg14018
date=1537277395]
One from an "everything under the sun" board, which it calls
"The Stupid Joke Thread" -- and boy, are they ever. Hope link,
below, succeeds -- I seem often to have linking problems.
HTML https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862372
A couple of examples --
Q. What do you call a female pig?
A. A sow.
Q. What do you call a male deer?
A. A buck.
Q. What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
A. A hundred sows and [thousand] bucks.
I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet. I
don't know Why.
[/quote]
I don't get it.
[/quote]
Me either.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: gramma dishes Date: February 7, 2019, 1:50 pm
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[quote author=wonderfullyanonymous
link=topic=679.msg25463#msg25463 date=1549568611]
[quote author=katiekat2009 link=topic=679.msg25453#msg25453
date=1549561094]
[quote author=cabbageweevil link=topic=679.msg14018#msg14018
date=1537277395]
One from an "everything under the sun" board, which it calls
"The Stupid Joke Thread" -- and boy, are they ever. Hope link,
below, succeeds -- I seem often to have linking problems.
HTML https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862372
A couple of examples --
Q. What do you call a female pig?
A. A sow.
Q. What do you call a male deer?
A. A buck.
Q. What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
A. A hundred sows and [thousand] bucks.
I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet. I
don't know Why.
[/quote]
I don't get it.
[/quote]
Me either.
[/quote]
If you read it quickly (try it out loud) 'One hundred sows and
bucks' sounds like "One hundred thousand bucks."
P.S. For those not living in the U.S.A., the word 'buck' is (in
addition to being a male deer) another word for dollar.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: Twik Date: February 7, 2019, 2:09 pm
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For the last pun, think "Y" instead of "Why".
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: jpcher Date: February 7, 2019, 3:34 pm
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[quote author=Twik link=topic=679.msg25469#msg25469
date=1549570146]
For the last pun, think "Y" instead of "Why".
[/quote]
Is this referring to something?
In other words, I don't get it. ;D
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: gramma dishes Date: February 7, 2019, 3:40 pm
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^^^
[quote author=cabbageweevil link=topic=679.msg14018#msg14018
date=1537277395]
I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet. I
don't know Why.
[/quote]
It's in reference to this. I don't know [sup](the letter)[/sup]
'Y'.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: February 7, 2019, 7:51 pm
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My answer for the riddle ended up as 100 sows and a 100 bucks.
I did get the alphabet one, though.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: jpcher Date: February 8, 2019, 3:20 pm
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[quote author=gramma dishes link=topic=679.msg25483#msg25483
date=1549575644]
^^^
[quote author=cabbageweevil link=topic=679.msg14018#msg14018
date=1537277395]
I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet. I
don't know Why.
[/quote]
It's in reference to this. I don't know [sup](the letter)[/sup]
'Y'.
[/quote]
Got it. thanks! ;D
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: andicatt Date: February 21, 2019, 1:26 pm
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Just found this today - made me laugh!
HTML https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-brain-freeze-moments-paul-coxon/?cexp_id=16078&cexp_var=6&_f=featured
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: jpcher Date: February 21, 2019, 3:45 pm
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Very funny! Thanks for sharing! ;D
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
By: STiG Date: February 21, 2019, 7:54 pm
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A Facebook page I've been introduced to has some very funny
stuff. The one I shared this morning? Top panel says
'Reporting Live: a truck hauling nuts has overturned' It shows
a squirrel in the foreground. The next panel? Shows a very fat
squirrel with the caption 'I regret nothing.'
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