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#Post#: 35413--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Snowfire Date: July 27, 2019, 7:31 pm
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Dear Neko,
I love when you snuggle with me, even when it involves all 18
pounds of you on my chest. I don't even mind when you make
biscuits on my chest. I'm not so thrilled when you do it on my
face, though. Those toenails are pointy and didn't feel good
when you hooked my lip!
Love,
Catmom
P.S. I think it is time for a pedicure!!!
#Post#: 38911--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: AnnNottingham Date: September 19, 2019, 9:34 am
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[quote author=collakat link=topic=53.msg34539#msg34539
date=1563194502]
[quote author=Snowfire link=topic=53.msg14089#msg14089
date=1537336758]
Also, I am happy to snuggle up to whiskers, back, belly or
flanks. I draw the line at butt. Please point that somewhere
else!
Your Mom
[/quote]
The one cat sleeps with my daughter and the bigger Tom with me.
Now this happens every few nights.... After I tucked her (them)
in and start relaxing myself, I hear the distress call "Mom I
have a situation!" I.e. cat made herself comfortable on the
pillow, butt in daughter's face again. I don't know why the 9
year old cannot move the cat herself, I have to go in, turn the
cat around, push cat down with butt in a better position and
then both are happily snuggled.
[/quote]
DH is joking that he's having an affair with a grey-haired
lady..the cat. I find her sleeping on my side, with her head on
the pillow. I have to jiggle her fatness over, then pet her
back to sleep ::).
#Post#: 38932--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: TootsNYC Date: September 19, 2019, 3:12 pm
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[quote author=LadyJaneinMD link=topic=53.msg9696#msg9696
date=1532606206]
Dear Smudge,
Ask your mama to get you a Drinkwell Pet Fountain. My mama got
me one when I got sick, and it's MARVELOUS. Cleaned once a
week, filter changed once a month, and I drink lots of yummy
moving water all the time now. Well worth the investment.
Signed,
Her Royal Furriness the Princess Rita
[/quote]
Dear Rita,
That might seem nice, but the whole point is to stand in the
sink and drink from somewhere challenging. And gadgets are great
and all, but just as a cardboard box is a far superior toy to
the expensive toy that came in side it, so too is the faucet far
superior to any container you might put the water in.
Except the red cup that sits on the sink in the bathroom that
must be drunk out of when someone is sitting on the pot.
Sincerely,
Lizzie
#Post#: 38941--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: pierrotlunaire0 Date: September 19, 2019, 6:31 pm
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Mr. Dudley has an array of toys that he loves to beat up and
terrorize. They get batted and swatted and chewed on. Then
stuffed under the sofa or into the cushions until a mother
retrieves them out.
Except for Bluebird. Bluebird gets groomed and snuggled and
hugged. He loves Bluebird so much that we even got another very
similar toy. Bluebird 2 had its tail feathers ripped out and he
was beat up mercilessly.
The original Bluebird, however, as a place of honor next to Mr.
Dudley's head in his cat bed. Best friends.
#Post#: 40988--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Sweet Jane Date: October 24, 2019, 3:37 pm
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Dear Princess,
I'm sorry. I know you don't like it when I have to clean your
butt, but I have to keep you clean.
Punishing me by meowing loudly in my face in the middle of the
night is annoying, but it will not deter me.
Also, I don't feel that sorry that your feline brother responded
to your middle-of-the-night yelling by pouncing on you. I think
you kind of deserved that.
Love,
Mom
#Post#: 41018--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Songbird Date: October 25, 2019, 8:31 am
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Yes, Duchess dear, I know three trips to the vet was a bit much,
and we heard your complaints, but you have to admit tha tyour
tummy feels a lot better now that we've switched to the super
expensive cat food, right?
#Post#: 41676--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Dazi Date: November 8, 2019, 3:29 pm
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Dear feline overlords,
Yes, I'm very aware that your are ticked over the time change.
Except for the kitten, you've all lived through 4-11 years of
time changes. I know you know what they are and that I'm not
going to feed you earlier. So, why is the kitten the only one
not giving me grief over this? 🤦🤷🤦
Love,
Your human
#Post#: 42281--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: NewHomeowner Date: November 19, 2019, 5:52 am
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My dearest Princess Rita,
You have no idea how thrilled I am to see that your teddy bear
has started moving around the house again. You are feeling well
enough to play with your babies now! I used to hate the idea,
but now I am happy to wash the cat food off your little bear
whenever I find him face-down in your bowl of cat food. He
still won't eat it, though.
I PROMISE that the outdoor cats will not come inside while you
still live here. I'll feed them, and you can look at each other
through the windows, but they will remain outside your castle
until they find forever homes of their own.
#Post#: 42429--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Twik Date: November 21, 2019, 1:11 pm
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[quote author=Dazi link=topic=53.msg41676#msg41676
date=1573248559]
Dear feline overlords,
Yes, I'm very aware that your are ticked over the time change.
Except for the kitten, you've all lived through 4-11 years of
time changes. I know you know what they are and that I'm not
going to feed you earlier. So, why is the kitten the only one
not giving me grief over this? 🤦🤷🤦
Love,
Your human
[/quote]
Spencer has been particularly vocal about the time change this
year too! I'm not at all sure why it seems to be bugging our
cats more than in previous years, but Spencer is determined that
I must get up at 6, even though he eats dry food and goods to
sleep after he rouses me.
#Post#: 42432--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: AnnNottingham Date: November 21, 2019, 2:07 pm
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Dear Sprite,
Why do you object to being petted with our non-dominant hand?
We tried experiments; you flop around and love on us when we pet
you with the right hand, but nip and kick at us when we use the
left. None of the other cats give a hoot.
Love,
The Humans
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