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#Post#: 9431--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: CrazyCatLady Date: July 23, 2018, 8:29 pm
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Dear Mickey,
Yes, Mom did get a very comfy new bed. So how come you get to
sleep in it before I do?
Love, Mom
#Post#: 9434--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Bottlecaps Date: July 23, 2018, 9:03 pm
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[quote author=Knitterkitty link=topic=53.msg9425#msg9425
date=1532391947]
Dear Katie:
Miss you to bits. Wait for me at the bridge.
[/quote]
I'm so sorry to hear of your loss, Knitterkitty. My heart goes
out to you.
#Post#: 9451--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: scotcat60 Date: July 24, 2018, 6:32 am
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Dear Angel,
Keep you tail off the computer mouse. then you will not need to
lash it backwards and forwards when I am trying to use the
computer.
Love
Irritated human.
#Post#: 9610--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: July 25, 2018, 11:37 am
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Dear Bosco,
I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing
him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit
escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but
it's really not a safe place for you.
Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really
nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you,
at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa
love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as
much as I do.
Dear Page,
It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by
screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise
you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20
pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick.
and finally,
Dear Smudge,
You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think
that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the
water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the
tap was not cute.
Love you all,
Your Crazy Cat Mama
#Post#: 9650--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: BunnyAndBandit Date: July 25, 2018, 6:11 pm
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Dear Loafy,
I'm sorry I sing your theme song at top volume a lot. I'm sorry
you have several theme songs. I am not at all sorry I taught
them to Sticky McGrabby.
I am slightly sorry that there will be Sticky McGrabby part two
here soon. Your patience is appreciated.
Also, please quit getting you tail in my bathwater. I don't like
it. You then use the wet tail to whip me. Then you knock shampoo
bottles into the tub. It's annoying. Leave me to bathe in peace.
Love,
Mom
#Post#: 9675--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: TootsNYC Date: July 25, 2018, 11:07 pm
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Dear Lizzie--
you look so cute with your head upside down!
#Post#: 9696--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: NewHomeowner Date: July 26, 2018, 6:56 am
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[quote author=wonderfullyanonymous link=topic=53.msg9610#msg9610
date=1532536679]
Dear Bosco,
I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing
him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit
escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but
it's really not a safe place for you.
Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really
nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you,
at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa
love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as
much as I do.
Dear Page,
It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by
screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise
you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20
pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick.
and finally,
Dear Smudge,
You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think
that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the
water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the
tap was not cute.
Love you all,
Your Crazy Cat Mama
[/quote]
Dear Smudge,
Ask your mama to get you a Drinkwell Pet Fountain. My mama got
me one when I got sick, and it's MARVELOUS. Cleaned once a
week, filter changed once a month, and I drink lots of yummy
moving water all the time now. Well worth the investment.
Signed,
Her Royal Furriness the Princess Rita
#Post#: 9877--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: wonderfullyanonymous Date: July 28, 2018, 6:08 pm
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[quote author=NewHomeowner link=topic=53.msg9696#msg9696
date=1532606206]
[quote author=wonderfullyanonymous link=topic=53.msg9610#msg9610
date=1532536679]
Dear Bosco,
I promise, I am not hurting Fergus, your dog, when I am bathing
him or flea treating him. Also, I really wish you would quit
escaping out of the house. I know you came from outside, but
it's really not a safe place for you.
Your head butts in the middle of the night, are not really
nice, they kind of hurt. Screaming in my face, until I pet you,
at the same time of night, is not appreciated either. Give Papa
love bites once in a while too, so he can appreciate them as
much as I do.
Dear Page,
It's not necessary to walk into a room and scare me, by
screaming at me. You are a cat, a very large cat, and I promise
you I can see you. Oh, and I'd really like to know, how a 20
pound cat can sneak unnoticed onto a lap, that is a neat trick.
and finally,
Dear Smudge,
You are not really a princess, even though you seem to think
that you are. Teaching the other cats how to whine until the
water gets turned on so they can drink water fresh out of the
tap was not cute.
Love you all,
Your Crazy Cat Mama
[/quote]
Dear Smudge,
Ask your mama to get you a Drinkwell Pet Fountain. My mama got
me one when I got sick, and it's MARVELOUS. Cleaned once a
week, filter changed once a month, and I drink lots of yummy
moving water all the time now. Well worth the investment.
Signed,
Her Royal Furriness the Princess Rita
[/quote]
Mama here,
I had one, the other cats played in it and made a huge mess.
Water Fountains are not good in a house with cats (Page) who
like to play in running water.
#Post#: 12937--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Pattycake Date: September 3, 2018, 2:14 pm
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You may enjoy this reddit thread:
HTML https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/
(there's one for dogs too)
#Post#: 13704--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Songbird Date: September 13, 2018, 6:44 pm
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Redford, dear, I must thank you for the lovely gift. Wherever
did you find a frog?
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