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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Moose Date: May 16, 2018, 8:31 am
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Dear T'Challa,
I know I named you after a king, but you are not actually the
king of the household. Beating up your big brother is rude and
one day he is going to realize he is bigger than you and knock
you back. Also, there is no need to sit on the toilet seat and
yell at me while I am in the shower. Showers are a perfectly
normal human thing to do. I promise.
Love Mama
#Post#: 1015--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: ChicaViernes Date: May 16, 2018, 8:46 am
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Dearest Gatos, but especially you, the calico one,
It appears that you have left 2 curtain sets still attached to
the rods out of 5 total. Please go ahead and finish off those 2
and we can pretend they're like that on purpose.
Love you (some times more than others),
The Tall One With The Food
#Post#: 1315--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: CrazyCatLady Date: May 16, 2018, 9:54 pm
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Dear Mickey,
Yes, I know you love to snuggle, but could you please not park
on my lungs? You may not realize it, but if I cease to breathe,
you won't be able to snuggle anymore.
Love,
A rather breathless CCL
#Post#: 2235--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Buffalogal Date: May 19, 2018, 2:36 pm
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Sweetness,
If you keep eating the spiders, your tummy will keep being upset
...
Luv,
Provider of treats & pets
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: IMissItaly Date: May 19, 2018, 3:06 pm
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Dear Thomas,
If you'd let me groom you longer we both wouldn't be horrified
by the hairballs you deposit on my carpet......
Standing by with the Furminator when you're ready.
Love,
Your 4 a.m. feeder
#Post#: 2790--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: GreenHall Date: May 21, 2018, 10:10 am
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[quote author=CrazyCatLady link=topic=53.msg1315#msg1315
date=1526525690]
Dear Mickey,
Yes, I know you love to snuggle, but could you please not park
on my lungs? You may not realize it, but if I cease to breathe,
you won't be able to snuggle anymore.
Love,
A rather breathless CCL
[/quote]
Careful, Mickey might take after Renfield and decide only a full
bladder is comfortable... ::)
#Post#: 2839--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: cleargleam Date: May 21, 2018, 1:59 pm
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Darling feline,
If you let me trim your nails without drama, you will have fewer
occasions to make me grumpy by ruining a blouse or sweater with
your nails.
It's a win-win, I promise.
#Post#: 3289--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Loves to polish silver Date: May 23, 2018, 3:41 pm
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Dear Connie,
Yes, we went on vacation for a full week. No, after going
through just about everyone on our list, we couldn't find anyone
to stay in the house, just a kindi teacher who came by twice a
day. Why yes, we did close every bedroom door before we left
knowing you like to show your displeasure on linens. We also put
fresh litter in both boxes so you'd be comfortable.
So, why did you find it necessary to poop on the floor 4 times &
in the bath tub at least 2 more times. That. Is. Nasty. No
ma'am! Mr. Anthony (best house & babysitter ever!!!) moved to
another city about 6 months ago, we all miss him & wish he was
still here!. That does.not! excuse your grossness!
#Post#: 3389--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Wanaca Date: May 24, 2018, 9:07 am
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Dear Ryback,
Your tail is attached to your own body. Really. Trust me on
this. You have been chasing it for the last seven years. It
isn't going anywhere.
Love,
The woman who buys you toys to chase after
#Post#: 3613--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: mathcat Date: May 26, 2018, 8:43 am
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When I want to go to bed I will use my pillow. I do need you
to give me some room. And no, getting off my pillow but then
snuggling right on my face to the point that I cannot breathe
does not help much either.
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