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#Post#: 208--------------------------------------------------
Dear Cat . . .
By: Amara Date: May 12, 2018, 9:55 am
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Dear Cats of the BM&B members,
You wanted a place to talk about your hoomans or perhaps your
hoomans wanted a place to talk about you! Well, here you (both)
are. Enjoy!
#Post#: 288--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: guest14 Date: May 12, 2018, 6:00 pm
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Dear chaos, I know you like to kneed, but I need that last
hour of sleep in the mornings. Let's kneed for a minute and
them sleep. Also, I prefer the head end next to my face.
The human who let's you under the covers.
#Post#: 392--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Copper Horsewoman Date: May 13, 2018, 3:37 pm
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Dear Turner: The decorative end of a cat is at the front, that
is the end I prefer facing me when you insistently crawl into my
lap as I work on my computer. Your obedient servant.
#Post#: 425--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Nikko-chan Date: May 13, 2018, 10:50 pm
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Dear Ciaran,
I can't move my arm. Because you are sleeping on it. On the plus
side, you make for a very purry pillow.
Sincerely,
Giver of pets and food.
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Chez Miriam Date: May 15, 2018, 11:29 am
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Dear Cat(s)
Why only munch the head end? What's wrong with the rest?
Sincerely,
Finder of the (rest of the) rat
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Athersgeo Date: May 15, 2018, 11:38 am
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[quote author=Chez Miriam link=topic=53.msg718#msg718
date=1526401755]
Dear Cat(s)
Why only munch the head end? What's wrong with the rest?
Sincerely,
Finder of the (rest of the) rat
[/quote]
Dear Chez Miriam
How else are we going to make the gross-out thread?
Yours
The Neighbourhood Cats Association
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Chez Miriam Date: May 15, 2018, 11:49 am
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[quote author=Athersgeo link=topic=53.msg723#msg723
date=1526402330]
[quote author=Chez Miriam link=topic=53.msg718#msg718
date=1526401755]
Dear Cat(s)
Why only munch the head end? What's wrong with the rest?
Sincerely,
Finder of the (rest of the) rat
[/quote]
Dear Chez Miriam
How else are we going to make the gross-out thread?
Yours
The Neighbourhood Cats Association
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Dear NCA,
We have a gross-out thread again?
I'll gather your rat, and see you there!
The Not-rat-free Neighbour Lady
#Post#: 819--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Thrabalen Date: May 15, 2018, 3:37 pm
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Dear Amber,
It's adorable how clever you are. I mean, figuring out how to
work the bathroom doorknob is actually pretty impressive.
Pulling my underwear out of the hamper was less cute. Turningon
he kitchen sink to get a drink was very clever, but I didn't
appreciate the overflow all over the kitchen and dripping in the
basement.
Sincerely,
The person who didn't think they'd have to babyproof a house at
44 and childless.
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Amara Date: May 15, 2018, 5:47 pm
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Dear Amber,
Please do not disclose your secret to turning on the faucet to
Amara (the cat). She luvs the bathroom one and would let it run
all the time if she could. I, on the other hand, am horrified
that you discovered how to do it and now terrified you might
spread the word.
Sincerely,
Another hoomin
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Re: Dear Cat . . .
By: Songbird Date: May 15, 2018, 11:12 pm
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Redford, dear, the chipmunks are our friends. We don’t chase
our friends or toss them up in the air.
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