DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
---------------------------------------------------------
Bad Manners and Brimstone
HTML https://badmanners.createaforum.com
---------------------------------------------------------
*****************************************************
DIR Return to: LOLs
*****************************************************
#Post#: 14900--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: vintagegal Date: September 30, 2018, 4:50 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=HenrysMom link=topic=42.msg14831#msg14831
date=1538239872]
How gross can we be here?
After 10 days of constipation, it finally, with much wailing and
gnashing of teeth, came to a head, or rather an end this
morning. Let’s just say that multiple flushings were required.
I thought of my measuring tape, but decided against it.
And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
[/quote]
glad everything came out OK.. ;)
#Post#: 14927--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: peony Date: September 30, 2018, 10:15 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
I had to leave the line-shaped burn on my arm I got from
reaching too far into my stove uncovered until it reduced in
length, but now it's healing and short enough to be covered by a
conventional bandaid. This qualifies for the gross-out thread
because the burn line blistered and broke and was raw and pus-y
for about four days before I could get the ugliness covered up
properly.
#Post#: 14934--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Chez Miriam Date: October 1, 2018, 4:56 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=HenrysMom link=topic=42.msg14831#msg14831
date=1538239872]
How gross can we be here?
After 10 days of constipation, it finally, with much wailing and
gnashing of teeth, came to a head, or rather an end this
morning. Let’s just say that multiple flushings were required.
I thought of my measuring tape, but decided against it.
And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
[/quote]
At the moment, all I'm achieving is multiple pebble-dashings of
the pan, but your post brought to mind a couple of whoppers I
'created' in the past - without being constipated [how on earth
can that happen?]...
Let's just say that the things stuck up out of the water like
I'd tried to flush a stick, no amount of flushing/buckets of
water would get them to progress around the U-bend, and I had to
resort to donning the drain-rodding rubber gloves [kept in the
shed], and push the dratted things into the drains with a wodge
of toilet paper.
[emoji15]
I'm not sure which is worse: the being unable to fart without
sitting on a loo, or having to wear HazMat clothing to hide the
evidence!
[emoji12]
#Post#: 14941--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: vintagegal Date: October 1, 2018, 6:24 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=peony link=topic=42.msg14927#msg14927
date=1538363701]
I had to leave the line-shaped burn on my arm I got from
reaching too far into my stove uncovered until it reduced in
length, but now it's healing and short enough to be covered by a
conventional bandaid. This qualifies for the gross-out thread
because the burn line blistered and broke and was raw and pus-y
for about four days before I could get the ugliness covered up
properly.
[/quote]
my late husband spilled a cup of hot liquid on his inner
forearm taking it out of the microwave. Blister was about 2" x
4" and full of fluid. He wouldn't go to a doctor. Amazingly, it
healed without a scar.
#Post#: 15133--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: peony Date: October 2, 2018, 1:30 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=vintagegal link=topic=42.msg14941#msg14941
date=1538393069]
[quote author=peony link=topic=42.msg14927#msg14927
date=1538363701]
I had to leave the line-shaped burn on my arm I got from
reaching too far into my stove uncovered until it reduced in
length, but now it's healing and short enough to be covered by a
conventional bandaid. This qualifies for the gross-out thread
because the burn line blistered and broke and was raw and pus-y
for about four days before I could get the ugliness covered up
properly.
[/quote]
my late husband spilled a cup of hot liquid on his inner
forearm taking it out of the microwave. Blister was about 2" x
4" and full of fluid. He wouldn't go to a doctor. Amazingly, it
healed without a scar.
[/quote]
That must have been pretty painful.
#Post#: 17853--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Copper Horsewoman Date: November 1, 2018, 1:42 am
---------------------------------------------------------
B/G: We have a 70 pound mutt named Yahtzee (he came with that
name). We live out in the country, and have an acre of mostly
woods and shrub and a small grass area fenced in by a 6 foot
high chain link fence. So we don't always walk Yatz, we just
open the door and let him out, he barks politely to be let back
in or we call and he comes in. Because of all the trees and
brush, you cannot see the fence most of the perimeter. end B/G.
This happened a couple of weeks ago: dh mentions casually that
Yatz, normally an enthusiastic eater, hadn't immediately cleaned
up his breakfast. Well, OK. That evening, I clean out the little
bit of food left in his bowl from the a.m. and put his dinner in
the bowl, he looks at it, and doesn't eat. Hmmm. I make a mental
note to call the vet the next day. That night the dog, who
sleeps on our bed at our feet, deluges the bed with the
stinkiest vomit I have ever smelled. We leap out, have to strip
the bed down mattress pad and all, and crate him for the rest of
the night. Now, I KNOW I have to get him to the vet the next
day. I asked dh if he thought the dog had gotten into something.
Dh says "I didn't see anything like that".
I ask dh to walk the dog that morning, instead of letting him
unsupervised out the back. (He gets up really early for work, I
don't get up til a bit later). Well, dh doesn't. "if he got into
a rabbit, he ate it already, no point in worrying about it". Dog
doesn't eat breakfast by the time I get up. I make the vet
appointment for the afternoon, the earliest they had open. Now,
I am both irritated and curious. I let him out, but follow him
at a distance. He heads down a little hollow, quite hidden from
the house by the brush and trees.
NOW I see the problem. A deer had tried to leap the fence, but
hung up by a back hoof and expired. It was ripely dead, and
Yahtzee wasn't interested in boring dog food because he had been
dining on VERY "vintage venison". Liver and entrails mostly, by
the very distant view I took of the scene. I called Yatz off
with great difficulty, got him into the house, and called dh. I
said, "I discovered the problem, you get to remedy it."
Dog goes to vet, now with an explanation of the problem. There
are x-rays to be taken, to check for swallowed bones, vaccines
against various diseases that deer carry in these parts, and
antibiotics and stuff to kill any parasites he may have picked
up. And, we have to crate him until all of the medicines are
done, partly to keep US from catching anything, and because the
drugs themselves may give him further gippy tummy. The bill
nearly kills ME. $700! Dh hauls deer carcase into the unfenced
perimeter of our property, where several nights of excited
yipping tells us the coyotes had quite a feast.
Oh, and Yahtzee? Back to eating his dog food with gusto. I'm off
venison for life.
#Post#: 17873--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Chez Miriam Date: November 1, 2018, 10:30 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=Copper Horsewoman link=topic=42.msg17853#msg17853
date=1541054566]
B/G: We have a 70 pound mutt named Yahtzee (he came with that
name). We live out in the country, and have an acre of mostly
woods and shrub and a small grass area fenced in by a 6 foot
high chain link fence. So we don't always walk Yatz, we just
open the door and let him out, he barks politely to be let back
in or we call and he comes in. Because of all the trees and
brush, you cannot see the fence most of the perimeter. end B/G.
This happened a couple of weeks ago: dh mentions casually that
Yatz, normally an enthusiastic eater, hadn't immediately cleaned
up his breakfast. Well, OK. That evening, I clean out the little
bit of food left in his bowl from the a.m. and put his dinner in
the bowl, he looks at it, and doesn't eat. Hmmm. I make a mental
note to call the vet the next day. That night the dog, who
sleeps on our bed at our feet, deluges the bed with the
stinkiest vomit I have ever smelled. We leap out, have to strip
the bed down mattress pad and all, and crate him for the rest of
the night. Now, I KNOW I have to get him to the vet the next
day. I asked dh if he thought the dog had gotten into something.
Dh says "I didn't see anything like that".
I ask dh to walk the dog that morning, instead of letting him
unsupervised out the back. (He gets up really early for work, I
don't get up til a bit later). Well, dh doesn't. "if he got into
a rabbit, he ate it already, no point in worrying about it". Dog
doesn't eat breakfast by the time I get up. I make the vet
appointment for the afternoon, the earliest they had open. Now,
I am both irritated and curious. I let him out, but follow him
at a distance. He heads down a little hollow, quite hidden from
the house by the brush and trees.
NOW I see the problem. A deer had tried to leap the fence, but
hung up by a back hoof and expired. It was ripely dead, and
Yahtzee wasn't interested in boring dog food because he had been
dining on VERY "vintage venison". Liver and entrails mostly, by
the very distant view I took of the scene. I called Yatz off
with great difficulty, got him into the house, and called dh. I
said, "I discovered the problem, you get to remedy it."
Dog goes to vet, now with an explanation of the problem. There
are x-rays to be taken, to check for swallowed bones, vaccines
against various diseases that deer carry in these parts, and
antibiotics and stuff to kill any parasites he may have picked
up. And, we have to crate him until all of the medicines are
done, partly to keep US from catching anything, and because the
drugs themselves may give him further gippy tummy. The bill
nearly kills ME. $700! Dh hauls deer carcase into the unfenced
perimeter of our property, where several nights of excited
yipping tells us the coyotes had quite a feast.
Oh, and Yahtzee? Back to eating his dog food with gusto. I'm off
venison for life.
[/quote]
Ah, a story worthy of Vorbau.
[emoji1]
#Post#: 17892--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Pattycake Date: November 1, 2018, 12:53 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
And, why are dogs so attracted to the most disgusting things?!!
#Post#: 17894--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: STiG Date: November 1, 2018, 12:57 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
This one is not at all funny.
A coworker of my husband's just told him that he caught the guy
who does the cleaning, sweeping off the cafeteria tables with
the same broom he uses to sweep the floors. :o
He told his supervisor, who ripped the guy a new one. And this,
apparently, isn't the first time he's been caught! Guy's
supervisor was told and nothing was done. This guy must know
where some bodies are buried because he does such a crappy job
that no one can believe he hasn't been fired yet. THIS is a
firing offense, IMO.
I'm buying hubby some paper placemats as soon as I can, for him
to pack in his lunch. And told him to tell his coworker to also
report it to the Health and Safety committee. And if they get
it recorded? Go to the government labour inspection agency.
I'm amazed that no one has gotten seriously ill from this.
#Post#: 17907--------------------------------------------------
Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Chez Miriam Date: November 1, 2018, 2:48 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=Pattycake link=topic=42.msg17892#msg17892
date=1541094832]
And, why are dogs so attracted to the most disgusting things?!!
[/quote]
Particularly mystifying given that their sense of smell is far
superior to ours. ???
*****************************************************
DIR Previous Page
DIR Next Page