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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Reika Date: May 17, 2018, 10:23 am
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[quote author=BeatriceC link=topic=42.msg1363#msg1363
date=1526534947]
Enter Charlotte the one winged macaw. She LOVED my SO. To that
end, she saw me as her competition and main rival, so she hated
me, and she let me know it. She turned projectile pooping into
an art form. I think the longest she ever shot poop across the
room was about 5 feet. But that's not the gross part. She used
to hang upside down from the top of her cage, make eye contact
with me, and then poop *up*. Given that her cage was 6.5 feet
tall and my ceilings are only 8 feet high, this means I spent
far more time than I'd like to admit cleaning bird poop off the
ceiling.
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Snipped a bit to keep from having a long quote tree.
That's hilarious! That bird put a lot of malicious thought into
showing how she felt about you.
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Anastasia Beaverhausen Date: May 18, 2018, 11:52 am
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[quote author=Reika link=topic=42.msg788#msg788 date=1526411881]
[quote author=Chez Miriam link=topic=42.msg737#msg737
date=1526404601]
Yesterday's gross-out: finding a (long-abandoned) headless rat
corpse; it smelled, but was nearer to skeleton than
stink-a-thon, thank goodness.
Thanks(?), cats!
[/quote]
Got to love it when the cats leave little "treasures" like that!
;)
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I had a springer spaniel that used to bring me "treasures" from
the large rural property I used to live on. Sometimes beheaded,
sometimes not. ;D
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: peony Date: May 18, 2018, 11:43 pm
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This is pretty disgusting: One time I swung my heavy guitar case
carelessly and whacked my big toe, hard. When I looked down I
saw the toenail standing up like a flap--the bottom latch of the
case had caught it and ripped it almost off, and it was only
fastened to my toe by the bottom edge. I pushed the nail back
down and bandaged my toe. After a while the rest of the nail
loosened and fell off, and yes, I did grow another toenail,
luckily!
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: AliciaLynette Date: May 19, 2018, 3:26 am
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Today's gross-out:
DH has a cold, and keeps blowing his nose/coughing. That's
fine, but he will keep announcing the colour of the gunk, and if
he coughes any out, the noises he makes make me want to gag*!!
* Tbf, I have a very high gag reflex, and will start gagging if
someone's being sick/making about-to-be-sick-noises. If Child
is sick, I have to leave DH to deal with it, or there'd be two
of us fighting for the toilet!
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Runningstar Date: May 20, 2018, 8:56 am
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This happened a few years ago, but sort of haunts me. We were
at a friend's house for a picnic, the back yard was gated off
and was where their three or four large dogs spent most of their
time. It was filled with poop, and I mean filled. This of
course smelled, and attracted a large colony of flies.
Generations of flies, different types (you had your horse-fly,
regular fly, giant and incredibly loud buzzing fly), and all
life stages. Yep, the garbage cans at the side of the house had
wriggly maggots dripping off.
I tried to politely eat something, mostly the side dish I had
brought. The hosts grilled burgers and hot dogs, right next to
the garbage cans. Ok, but they grilled a lot of burgers and hot
dogs, covered the leftovers in foil, and sat down to eat. A
little while later, someone wanted seconds and the meat was
uncovered and a swarm of flies flew out. I'm not talking about
a few, it was legions, a black cloud of flies. I stared,
couldn't drag my eyes away. They continued to eat the food, and
later put it away for the next day.
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: jpcher Date: May 20, 2018, 1:55 pm
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^ Okay, that's just major EWWWWWWWW!
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Reika Date: May 20, 2018, 2:31 pm
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[quote author=jpcher link=topic=42.msg2541#msg2541
date=1526842549]
^ Okay, that's just major EWWWWWWWW!
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There was also some flailing at my end at the imagery. :)
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Nikko-chan Date: May 20, 2018, 5:56 pm
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Where's that vomit smiley when you need it?
My gross out: I fed my lovely dog some food today. Wet food. she
likes this particular brand, but it was new flavors so I thought
we'd try it out. I fed her half of the container while my aunt
was here visiting aftter the grocery store run, and I fed her
the rest about a half hour to an hour after she left. so she ate
a whole container, which is good as she needs to eat more.
Yeah. Six o'clock comes and... the dog vomits... all over my
nice clean living room. And I can smell it. And am about to join
her in the vomitfest. I race to open windows and doors while
holding my breath and then haul off and get the room deodorizing
spray. Then I work on cleaning it up, and then pour baking soda
over everything to absorb the extra... liquids. Blegh
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Chez Miriam Date: June 1, 2018, 11:13 am
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Runningstar's post reminded me of a time when I was asked to do
something at the butler's flat where I worked [forget what; it's
not important]. He and his wife were away, but I needed to do
<whatever> and had to go outside. Bearing in mind this flat is
on the 6th [maybe 7th] floor of a grand house converted to
offices in central London, there was no garden...
But it was clearly the <ahem> latrine for the chihuahas. My
first instinct was to scoop, as I used to go and tidy up after
the cleaners at the other flats the company owned (so the
cleaners wouldn't get into trouble), but then I thought "hey,
they live like this, they must be happy with it like that" so I
beat a hasty retreat.
I think that might have been around the time I started to
generate a spine? ;D
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
By: Sycorax Date: June 1, 2018, 6:41 pm
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Ew! When I rolled our garbage can out yesterday, it was covered
in maggots. It ended up attracting some birds after I put it at
the end of the driveway, so I'm guessing they didn't last too
long.
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