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Re: My birthday
By: Nebel Date: October 6, 2014, 4:38 pm
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Advices for your birthday:
1-Don't listen to Legend(he sucks)
2-listen to me
3-go to "toys r us" and ask your parents to buy new toys
4-you have new toys,now ask a super dinner with good food
5-go to the pub,meet a pretty nice girl
6-don't forget your new toys
7-find a private place,bring the girl with you
8-use your toys
H-B btw,idk how old are you but anyway,kiss your family and tell
em thanks instead of this girl,they won't leave you like girls
do :D
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Re: My birthday
By: Buttito Date: October 6, 2014, 8:27 pm
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>Go to a sex shop
>Tell everyone is your birthday
>Ask the girl who run that shit if she wanna have sex w/u
>Tell her she can blow your candle anytime
>She will guide you to the backroom
>She'll leave you alone with the rapè guy from pulp fiction
>johntravoltacreepysmile.jpg
>Virginity 0% since today
>???
Happy birthday bro-.
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Re: My birthday
By: IcemaNN Date: October 9, 2014, 10:06 am
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cumpleaños feliz, te deseamos a ti ♫♪
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Re: My birthday
By: spas$hoot3r Date: October 13, 2014, 7:58 am
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Happy birthday ...... I thought I clicked post button earlier
but nvm.....
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