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anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: DaHeaVYFo
Date: July 21, 2008, 5:51 pm
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I love this site
HTML http://bash.org
It's a compilation of all the funniest quotes on mIRC. Here's
some of my favorites:
<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I
was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard
the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he
was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once
they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half
eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to
"Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined
#themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot.
For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the
morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
- (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b
*!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please
dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in
this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see
that...
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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there
was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red
like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with
the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in
your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and
you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually
landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
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<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by
now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
#Post#: 2340--------------------------------------------------
Re: anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: CasuaL
Date: July 21, 2008, 7:41 pm
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ROFL
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us
as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it
will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to
YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
#Post#: 2345--------------------------------------------------
Re: anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: kg-7
Date: July 23, 2008, 11:22 am
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
#Post#: 3485--------------------------------------------------
Re: anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: Kaizer
Date: November 5, 2008, 5:14 am
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hahahaha :happy030:
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ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you
something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it
right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come
save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to
come in Tetris.
ElGarlic: Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a
mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you
do.
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<Deltantor> Why is it so hard to find a man that wants a female
that has a small son?
<f0rked_> I prefer a small daughter
<grnp> I prefer a smaller son
<ChrisHansen> I prefer that you both have a seat over there.
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
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#Post#: 3490--------------------------------------------------
Re: anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: BillaBong
Date: November 5, 2008, 11:22 am
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rofl
#Post#: 3504--------------------------------------------------
Re: anyone know bash.org ?
DIR By: Joe
Date: November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
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lololololololololololol @ 1 of the ones kaier posted :D
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