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Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: Big Steve Date: January 30, 2014, 3:50 pm
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[center][font=impact]The Challenge:[/font][/center]
I challenge you. Yes, YOU! No, not "You" the player, I'm talking
about you. I challenge you to take any song and turn it in to a
parody about knifing. Or if you're feeling ambitious, write your
own!
I'm mainly making this topic to share my own. A couple of you
may have seen it, but I still think it's hilarious. So here it
is, prepare yourself.
[center]
"Grapple Knife"
Parody of the Pokemon Theme
Maybe it would help to follow along?
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0
I want to be the very best,
Like iBlok always was.
To knife them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across Blockland,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Blocklanders to understand,
Where all the fun resides.
Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
It's you and me... I know you don't have the speed!
Grapple Knife! Ohh, you're my best friend, should we fight? Well
it depends.
Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
Restart anew, so that I can punish you...
...For killing me in that last round,
Grapple Knife!
Gotta knife them all!
Gotta knife them all!
Yeah
Every knifer along the way,
With tryhard I will face.
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place.
Knife with me, let's one v one,
Green is the best team.
Knife in hand, I'll win the fight,
It's always been a need.
Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
It's you and me... I know you don't have the speed!
Grapple Knife! Ohh, you're my best friend, should we fight? Well
it depends.
Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
Restart anew, so that I can punish you...
...For killing me in that last round,
(Grapple Knife!)
Gotta knife them all!
(Gotta knife them all!)
...Gotta knife them all...[/center]
Well, it wasn't too bad; I thought it turned out pretty well!
I wasn't really sure who to put as "The very best, like no one
ever was." I was deciding between iBlok and Dalton, since those
are two great knifers that have two syllables.
But the problem was, I've never seen Dalton play before, I've
just heard he's one of the best. As for iBlok, I've rarely seen
him try. Not worth over-thinking though.
[center]But now, it's your turn. Go for it![/center]
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Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: Wrapperup Date: February 2, 2014, 3:44 pm
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATDc4WbFf0
[center]Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her Knife and her
Blade in the shape of an "I" on her Knife
Well the years start leveling and they don't stop gaining
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground, in an explosion
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets aggro but your head gets blocky
So much to do so much to kill
So what's wrong with taking the back knifing servers
You'll never know if you don't level
You'll never shine if you don't score
Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the, flow...
It's a cool place and they say it gets cooler
You're bundled up now but wait 'till you get leveled
But the level men beg to differ
Judging by the stab in the knife picture
The grapple we fly with is getting pretty slim
The floor getting warm so you might as well die
My map's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...
Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...
Somebody once asked, "could I spare some change for levels
I need to get myself away from this map"
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little leveling myself
And we could all use a little change.
Well the years start leveling and they don't stop gaining
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground, in an explosion
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets aggro but your head gets blocky
So much to do so much to kill
So what's wrong with taking the back knifing servers
You'll never know if you don't level
You'll never shine if you don't score
Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the, flow...
-Shrek: Theme song
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Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: Tumbleweed Date: February 17, 2014, 7:45 pm
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HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo
[center]Makin' your way in Blockland today takes everything
you've got.
Takin' a break from all the servers, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to knife away?
[/center]
[center]All those nights, when you've got no net, your phone is
out of charge.
And your little laptop, is dangling by its cartr(idge).
And your 3rd TV broke long ago.
[/center]
[center]Sometimes you want to go where all the blockheads go to
play!
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be, where you can knife, where all your glitches are
the same.
You want to be, where everyone knows your username.
[/center]
[center]Keyboard is lead, Mr. Trackpad is dead, your computer's
looking bright.
You're technician ran off to Europe and didn't even write.
And your ping wants to be 5K. [/center]
[center]Be glad there's a server in the world where everybody
knows your username.
And they're always glad you came.
You want to go, where Blockheads know, knifers are all the same.
You want to go, where everyone knows your username.
[/center]
[center]Where everyone knows your username, and they're always
typing good game.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is very rife.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is are very rife.
*Where everyone can go and knife...*[/center]
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Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: DanteKO Date: March 24, 2014, 10:04 pm
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Song of Choice:
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQbJJFab468
Verse 1: Describing my origins
Verse 2: Disses
Verse 3: What I want knifing to become, not to die from
[Chorus]
Check it out, this is how knifing goes
The games dead, but I still flow
I'm fitting to be the GOAT
And I'll do anything to stay afloat
[Verse 1]
Check it out, 1,2 1,2
My knife flows are destroying every cassette deck
I'm the number 1 out here, not a set wreck
Taught by the 9 himself, get out of here
Community wants me to chat, but I have no love dear
Fuck chat binds anyway, yes that's what you heard me really say
I don't wanna make my way to the top the easy way
Because I have the anticipation of the expectation of your
dilapidation
When I knife I have the recreation to startle the abomination of
the knifing nation
Put Sonyy, Oak, and Sanctus on Red on the knife bar
That will go hard, makes other niggas strife far
Got IBlok and Dalton and destroyed the server
I was only young, just wanted to play "be observer"
Came a year on in, playing wow getting advanced now
Pulling hard gats on my 3rd person strats wow
Would be really fitting if I were Number 1, please my teacher
Wanting to become a knife god, so they would praise thy preacher
But overall its just a simplistic game, I could just be obsessed
But I hope talent isn't everything that a good knifer has
possessed
Because It's hard work, and Mind over sane matter
Not just simply spreading mouse over brain splatter
And I really fucking hope Rexx and AoKE are not the only ones
left
Because knifings so god dang fun, how could it be that someones
bereft?
Oh well, supposedly if you aren't exactly like Mikey
And bitch you might be if you have 1,000 score you see
[Chorus]
Check it out, this is how knifing goes
The games dead, but I still flow
I'm fitting to be the GOAT
And I'll do anything to stay afloat
[Verse 2]
Yeah I'll say it, Fuck Raize first off because he won't do shit
Because all I see are people talking trash on a loose bit
Reminds me of Fortify and Specimen saying I'm bad
The only reason is because they've been killed by me 3 months,
they are sad
And because I got this leftover dying flame, I'll say that's its
just been all the same
All boys do here in this game include being cocky, shit-talking,
and wanting fame
Fuck TEKP, not even sure why they host,
All they want is admin from anthony the most
Especially Raize, I'll make sure to put him to roast
And if we fucking did something more than be assholes
We sound like dumb monkeys eating Bananas from Doles
Forget dying flame, my fire burns like fuel
I'll stomp on these losers like a nike duel
Because anyone who trys to diss me is a major fool
I'll have your ass preserved and reused like an old jewel
-Unfinished-
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Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: DanteKO Date: March 25, 2014, 6:46 pm
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Fuck it, I'll just make a Rap God version
Hey sheep, I'ma kill you
#Post#: 532--------------------------------------------------
Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: DanteKO Date: April 6, 2014, 10:40 pm
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4HYJKHMiknk
The knife ends life like metal to the thunder,
In sanct's we plunder asunder communities sunder
Sweep like brooms, doom gloomy roomy players
Players whom create dramatic spume similar to slayers
They need to have a prayer for my laceration, faster
obliteration
Of nations and relations stationed in rations, the new Jason
Holding a plunger as a weapon? I'm reppin on steppin other
groups
I roll like Loop on novices in camping crevices with my clever
artifices in my coup
We have bright men who strike like lightning fighting sightings
of weaklings
Weak things who bring slings instead of shanks, our bank leaves
them weeping
Sleeping in oppressed depressed wannabe AoKE organizations with
a passion
Similar to assassins in rapping snapping necks and trapping legs
and lashin' heads
Megalomaniacs, brainiacs who read almanacs and work in packs and
ravel in facts
We made a pact to track tact stacked facts and destroy employed
annoyed rats
Heinous pain in the anus, Immutable muteable refutable rebels
We level revel devils trying to bevel, we enjoy killing swell
fellows
Our skill relates to greats with knife oblates who anticipate
and dilapidate
Irate straitlaced fools who prate hate traits, too late we ended
their fate
In that state we look like antisocial boastful hopeful global
hobos
With no flow though although slow low blows have been blocked by
our pros
Ramp knife pampers, lampers who are damper in vim, slim lights
killing scampers
We kill campers and go in their mother's hampers for being a
sampler of a tamper
We work like Chloraseptic antiseptic skeptics slaying septics in
the knife game
No need for lame fame or party dames, we rename the aim of
claims in the same
Servers, observers and perverts will invert their heads to hear
what we acclaim
We scream lenient inconvenient anti-convenient dreams to put
others to shame
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Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
By: DanteKO Date: April 7, 2014, 3:30 pm
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUdnuFg23w0
Request: Cat123
Topic: Mid-air kills
Hook
Hey, check this out, you can kill in midair
Really? Where?
In this Knife TDM. Check this out!
[Verse 1] [0:56]
Absolutely unheard of murder in the server in the air
Two people in the air stare daringly to kill each other right
there
Two knives exchange in range to strangely slay on prey
Every day players play and stay to watch these knifing mocking
jays
Knives as strong as sledgehammers hitting like rammers
Causing clamor from the glamour of people adulating at this
glamor
It's 4AM at Sanctus Rem's, tired brain stems are looking in awe
They like watching people tremble like crushed trebles during
the slaughter
Nobody can describe what I scribe or subscribe on this knifing
platform
But let me bribe you to join this knifing tribe before I jibe
about this form
Of Deathmatch I'll make a batch for you to catch about the topic
of gaming
I dispatch rhyme soldiers to eat at composure that scratch and
snatch you for maiming
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