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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Superumouyun
Date: August 7, 2010, 11:28 am
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He orders a couple of
shots and passes one to the giraffe. The giraffe drinks it and
dies. the man finishes drinking, pays his tab, and heads for the
door. The bartender yells, "Hey, bub, you can't leave that lyin'
there!"
The man replies, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
#Post#: 126--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Superumouyun
Date: August 7, 2010, 11:32 am
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A play on words...
You are trapped in a sealed room with no windows or doors. The
only items are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?
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You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw
and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. You put the
hole against the wall and climb out to freedom.
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Superumouyun
Date: August 7, 2010, 11:39 am
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Told to me by a Southwest Airlines Stewardess once, and later
found again online.
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window,
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and
big cats have baby cats, why dont big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs
have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother
explain that to you."
#Post#: 128--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Superumouyun
Date: August 7, 2010, 11:42 am
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In response to Gen's post...
I have something in my pants. It's round, rigid, and has a head.
Too bad you can't buy much with 25 cents these days.
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Superumouyun
Date: August 7, 2010, 12:11 pm
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A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play
a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to
throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and
I'll give you a free drink."
The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender
says, "Can I help you?"
The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!"
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like
a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared. ["I
think. Therefore, I am." -Descartes]
A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and
says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills
on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're
a little short!"
An old lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A
scraggly old drunk staggers over, takes one look, and says,
"Jeeeez, that's the UGLIEST thing I ever saw!"
The woman turns her nose up at him and says, "This happens to be
a stately creature! Go away, you horrid man!"
The old drunk yells, "Lady, I was talkin' to the duck!"
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Juneangela
Date: August 7, 2010, 7:48 pm
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LOL, Super! Ok, anyway, this guy walks into a bar--OUCH!
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Why the long
face?"
A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we
don't serve sandwiches here!"
A mushroom walks into a bar and hits on this pretty lady. The
lady says to him, "EW! I want NOTHING to do w/ you! You-you're
a mushroom!" The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fun-gi (fun
guy)!"
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The
bartender looks up & asks, "What is this, some sort of joke????"
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: TokiRoki
Date: August 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
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haha June those are awesomely cheesy in a good way
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: suncatsu
Date: August 9, 2010, 10:55 pm
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lol super, june those were sum very good jokes XD
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Juneangela
Date: August 11, 2010, 7:18 am
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I know, thanks, I am corny, lol ;)
#Post#: 228--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: xBlueOysterx
Date: September 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
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all right i got
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought
some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead
gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight
towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning,
Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of
them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even
more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine..
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a
different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to
walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,
'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
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