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#Post#: 52--------------------------------------------------
Jokes anyone??
DIR By: meikaze13
Date: July 6, 2010, 1:47 pm
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So! for all you bored bumpkins out there id like yall to share
some jokes!! Please make sure that they are clear and
understandable and pose the answer or whatever some spaces
below....nobody likes spoilers!!
i gotz none for now T.T
#Post#: 71--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Maple
Date: July 14, 2010, 5:33 pm
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Here's one I heard from my step mom:
In a third grade classroom, the teacher is asking the students
to tell the class about their time during spring break.
Teacher: Very good, Sara. You may sit down now. Timmy, please
stand and tell the class about what you did during spring break.
[Timmy stands]
Timmy: Well, I got to go to Disney Land and on the way we passed
a field with lots of moo-moos.
Teacher: Now Timmy, we don't use baby words here. You mean
there were a lot of cows.
Timmy: Oh. Well when we got to Disney Land I got to ride a
choo-choo.
Teacher: Now Timmy, remember we don't use baby words. You mean
you got to ride a train.
Timmy: Oh, okay. Well after that we went and saw a movie.
Teacher: Oh? What movie did you see?
Timmy: Winnie the Shit.
#Post#: 72--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: meikaze13
Date: July 15, 2010, 2:22 am
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--- Quote from: Maple link ---
>
> Here's one I heard from my step mom:
>
> In a third grade classroom, the teacher is asking the students
to tell the class about their time during spring break.
> Teacher: Very good, Sara. You may sit down now. Timmy,
please stand and tell the class about what you did during spring
break.
> [Timmy stands]
> Timmy: Well, I got to go to Disney Land and on the way we
passed a field with lots of moo-moos.
> Teacher: Now Timmy, we don't use baby words here. You mean
there were a lot of cows.
> Timmy: Oh. Well when we got to Disney Land I got to ride a
choo-choo.
> Teacher: Now Timmy, remember we don't use baby words. You
mean you got to ride a train.
> Timmy: Oh, okay. Well after that we went and saw a movie.
> Teacher: Oh? What movie did you see?
> Timmy: Winnie the Shit.
>
--- End Quote ---
HAHAHAHAHHA i cracked up at that one XD
#Post#: 76--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: Juneangela
Date: July 17, 2010, 6:54 pm
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Ok, here's a corny one I got from the net:
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing
chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a
while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the
smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him
three games out of five."
#Post#: 77--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: kentak
Date: July 17, 2010, 9:27 pm
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--- Quote from: Juneangela link ---
>
> Ok, here's a corny one I got from the net:
>
> A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him
playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed.
"That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
>
> "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him
three games out of five."
>
--- End Quote ---
I'd be able to die happy if I see this in real life
#Post#: 78--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: meikaze13
Date: July 17, 2010, 10:43 pm
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--- Quote from: Juneangela link ---
>
> Ok, here's a corny one I got from the net:
>
> A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him
playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed.
"That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
>
> "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him
three games out of five."
>
--- End Quote ---
thats priceless :P
#Post#: 94--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: TokiRoki
Date: July 28, 2010, 1:04 am
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Well I found this funny joke online its sexually so you can't
say you weren't warned.
When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a
coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a
sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called
the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately.
Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a
reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested
that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might
lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the
husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!
"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.
"I think she choked to death," said the husband.
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: suncatsu
Date: August 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
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well these ones are abit dirty too ^^ but u will like em ^^
You are gonna b my next victim, i am going to drag u to ur bed,
gonna make u shake from up to down, posses all ur body Att: the
flu
Last night u passed all the night over my body and then u
disappeared. Now I just have to wait for the night to come to
reunite with u and smash u wit the wall, GODDAMED MOSQUITO!!!XD
I want to touch you with my lips so badly, lick ur curves,
explore u from up to down until I feel ur fluid on my mouth,
taste you!! I love u forever coca-cola!!
Do u like to be touched? To be rubbed? To get wet? Feel the
breath on ur neck? Get to the depths? Go up then go down?.......
then use the bus
Last night I was lookin for u like crazy, I wanted to feel u
over my naked body, I went to the bed witout u...... were the
hell were u damned pajama T_T
U desire me, u make me hot, u wet me wit ur mouth, u enjoy me
and when u finish wit me u throw me to the floor and u trample
me….why the hell am I just a vice to u? T_T att: the cigarette
It was 20cm when I put it on my mouth, when that fresh white
cream leaked out I swallowed sum lil hair trends……. I need to
change my toothbrush
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Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: TokiRoki
Date: August 4, 2010, 1:38 am
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haha those are pretty awesome gen
#Post#: 115--------------------------------------------------
Re: Jokes anyone??
DIR By: meikaze13
Date: August 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
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wow gen those are something else -.-' but funny XD
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