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       #Post#: 2828--------------------------------------------------
       The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: WendyOu03
       Date: March 31, 2015, 7:32 pm
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       I want to continue the story from the goats forum. We never
       finished. Here is the beginning:
       There was a kindergarten goat starting schoolmates the
       Goat-Horse school. He was scared because of Horse the bully, who
       painted every little goats fur during art class. He was the
       meanest fifth grader in the school. One day, there were big
       news. The goat horse school was turning into a goat horse walrus
       school! Goats were so hyped at their friends the walruses would
       come. Then it turned to a goat-horse-walrus-singer school. Most
       goats didn't mind until Ms. Rodrigues and Beyonce (who was
       singer and horse) arrived. They had a music history and
       screaming club and Principal Fluffy the goat forced all those
       poor students to join.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( , went
       all the students. Then, one day, Madonna was doing her laundry,
       and then suddenly she couldn't find her sox. She remembered the
       whole ordeal 13 years ago about the king goat, and decided to
       investigate more on the topic. She went undercover and went to
       the school to start looking for clues. She soon realized she
       didn't need to hide because she was a singer. Madonna was in
       math class and Mr. Fluffy the principal suddenly came in. He
       grabbed her and marched her out to his car. He drove to the
       prison. Then he put her back in the cell she escaped from when
       staring at Beyonce the ugly horse. "You won't be escaping
       anymore", he told her. Then he left to find Beyonce for her.
       Then the truck went to Uranus and made Beyoncé stay there with e
       alien horses. Then Madonna's punishment turned to marrying
       Justin Bieber. She suffered for then rest of her life with Mr.
       DrunkMan. Justin beiber forced her to dk nothing for the rest of
       her life. Madonna hates Justin Bieber now but she couldn't
       divorce. So she slept for the rest of her life. The kids in
       school were sad Madonna was arrested. One day, Justin beiber
       visited he school and taught them how to become failures, how to
       get drunk, how to take drugs, etc. and They arrested him. The
       goats were mad at Justin beiber so they tortured him by stealing
       his sox. King Goat banned Justin Bieber from Goatland. He left
       and went to Drugland to get drunk for a living. The goat
       children were happy. No one except the idiots listened to a word
       Justin Bieber told them. One day, Messi the lion turned himself
       into a goat so he could go to the school. He went to learn
       because the goats who stole him from his parents knew he didn't
       go to college (I only searched that up so I could see if he was
       stupid) and knew learning was important. He accidently ran into
       two fat walruses resting on the sides during phys ed and sent
       the flying to the moon where they turned into even fatter
       walruses. Then he kicked the ball so hard, it ripped into shreds
       and covered a horses face. He died of humiliation because all
       the little goats laughed at him. Messi was sent to the
       principal's office and his punishment was to clean all the
       school bathrooms with his toothbrush for the rest of the year.
       He cleaned every week. He couldn't have phys ed, his favourite
       subject anymore. Messi then asked himself: do the fizz ix
       beehaind fizz ed make cents??? He was so confused. Because he
       only cared about sports and he failed every other class,
       including physics, which is what I think you said. then he like
       to iron toilets during fizz ix classes so dats prolly y dis
       happened. One day, he was shot to Ukraine in a cannon and joined
       the army. The school never saw him again. They celebrated. Then
       David turned himself into a goat and dropped out of Sci-Tech and
       went to school with the goats. Then the horse bully turned him
       into a fairy and he flew to Ukraine with Messi. And then same
       happened with wendy. And then David flew to square one to buy
       makeup and he ate it (did you know lipstick tastes like
       chocolate?).
       THE END SO FAR
       So, let's continue it!
       #Post#: 2832--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Goaty
       Date: March 31, 2015, 8:09 pm
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       and den all de girlz stare at david cos hes so dayum hawt
       #Post#: 2859--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Danny123456789
       Date: April 1, 2015, 2:50 pm
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       ...he burned up.
       #Post#: 2860--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: WendyOu03
       Date: April 1, 2015, 5:02 pm
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       The girls shrieked with fear when they saw David burn up. Flames
       shot out from his body and reduced him to a pile of warm, gray
       ashes. Then an employee came and swept up David and tossed him
       in the ocean. Then he came back to his human form again with the
       magic of the water. He put on a concert for the witches to
       convince them to help because he was their favourite singer. The
       witches also cursed him to sing every time he came in contact
       with water. Poor David. At least he loves to sing.
       
       #Post#: 2885--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Goaty
       Date: April 1, 2015, 6:54 pm
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       den david woke up with all de hawt girlz round him cos he so
       dayum hawt
       #Post#: 2913--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Danny123456789
       Date: April 2, 2015, 2:58 pm
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       --- Quote from: Kakachi link ---
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       > den david woke up with all de hawt girlz round him cos he so
       dayum hawt
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       He was daydreaming.
       #Post#: 2919--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Goaty
       Date: April 3, 2015, 2:55 pm
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       but den he wasnt daydreaming
       #Post#: 2959--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: WendyOu03
       Date: April 3, 2015, 6:11 pm
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       ... , he was night-dreaming while he slept instead of
       daydreaming during the daytime.
       #Post#: 2998--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: Danny123456789
       Date: April 3, 2015, 9:34 pm
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       Nightdreaming is just dreaming.
       --- Quote from: Kakachi link ---
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       > but den he wasnt daydreaming
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       And realized he was surrounded by lions.
       #Post#: 3001--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Other Poor, Forgotten, Unfinished Story
   DIR By: WendyOu03
       Date: April 5, 2015, 5:34 pm
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       And one of the lions, the biggest one grabbed David in his mouth
       and tossed him into the Pacific Ocean, where he had to eat space
       junk and satellites for food. Then he turned into a fairy again
       because the satellites were cursed (Two curses! Poor David). He
       flew to Antarctica and was eaten by the penguins.
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