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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 9, 2018, 9:29 pm
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 9, 2018, 9:31 pm
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 15, 2018, 3:19 am
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different
limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see
a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up
and see nothing but assholes.
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 15, 2018, 3:22 am
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A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but
I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by
the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought
for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up
the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress
himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend
calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds,
"The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is
still having sex with me!"
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 15, 2018, 3:25 am
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor." "And
why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can
tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their
husbands with the bill."
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 15, 2018, 3:27 am
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Employe: "I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters
away."
Boss: "Ok I would like to see you try."
Employee: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing
$6,000 not caring.
Boss: "Ha you just lost $6,000."
Secretary: "God damn it!"
Boss: "Whats wrong?"
Secretary: "He bet me $200,000 he could piss all over your floor
and you would be happy about it!"
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 16, 2018, 9:47 pm
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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off
to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned
home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 16, 2018, 9:49 pm
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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little
more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and
yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and
again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her
right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her
his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 16, 2018, 9:54 pm
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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The
doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how
long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:
"Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these
kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why
can't you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a
prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of
course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."
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Re: Jokes and Funny Pictures !!!
By: LViroj Date: October 21, 2018, 9:22 pm
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