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Guess Who Said These Quotes
DIR By: Tom Causino
Date: February 27, 2011, 2:56 pm
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Can anyone guess all the following correctly? (Hint: None of
them are Charlie Sheen)
1. "Well if I do shit myself I will def sit in it because I am
way too lazy and miserable to get up and If I shit in my pants I
will make everyone around me pay for it as well"
2. "If I didn't have a fucking layover in fucking Nazi Germany
I could pass out and wake up on the other side of the planet but
noooooo these Hitler motherfuckers have me flying three
motherfucking hours in the wrong goddamn direction and now I
have to be human and then of all fucking things ride in the
middle middle seat.....I'd rather stand in the fucking bathroom
and watch people shit and piss."
3. "Now the lady in the lounge is dancing....What the fuck is
she so happy about??? I want to punch her right in the baby
maker."
4. "When I sit on my unnecessary flight from fankfuckingfurt
goddamngermany to the states I am going to tell everyone around
me that if they look at me, touch me, or even think in my
direction I will eat the next 6 generations of their family."
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Re: Guess Who Said These Quotes
DIR By: joeyc
Date: March 2, 2011, 8:45 pm
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well this could be difficult because i have seen reports that
good ole charlie is inspired by those actions of the pistal and
vinsanity ...
quote 1 ... Vinny
quote 2 ... Pistal and vinny
quote 3 ... vinny
quote 4 ... pistal and vinny
why were you two in portugal together?
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Re: Guess Who Said These Quotes
DIR By: demo1224
Date: March 3, 2011, 6:06 am
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Put the women and children to bed folks as I am back in the good
ole US of A.
Firstly I take great offense to the thought that I may have
uttered any of those juvenile statements above. As a red
blooded Republican and "people person" I could never think to
use such filthy language or direct such hatred to our German
friends. Based on that disclosure it is without any doubt that
those statements were uttered by one Jeff Garcia; no brainer
numb nuts.
I also noticed some other posts knocking my selections of teams
and someone who obviously has premature ejaculation issues due
to his assuming this league is over in just its first 30 days
much like the bored look in his women's eye after 30 seconds is
up. Check the standings bitch as I am so far up your ass right
now that I can see you don't have enough fiber in your diet. So
suck the underside of my balls and get ready for a long
onslaught of my kicking your ass...
Have a wonderful day and God Bless America!
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