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       Something to make you smile
       By: barb3 Date: November 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
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       This isn't a joke but I though it was good.
       Paraprosdokians
       Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of
       speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is
       surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!
       1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
       2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my
       list.
       3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear
       bright until you hear them speak.
       4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
       5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
       6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
       7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not
       putting it in a fruit salad.
       8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from
       many is research.
       9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
       10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of
       emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
       11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
       the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they
       are sexy.
       12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
       parachute to skydive twice.
       13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
       14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
       whatever you hit the target.
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