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More Funnies
By: barb3 Date: January 11, 2014, 1:53 am
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Hi a friend sent me this yesterday I thought it was good so hope
you enjoy it :D
PUNOGRAPHY
· I tried to catch some fog...I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it
dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but
I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
words.
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
· PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control
her pupils.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four
seconds.
· I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me!
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Re: More Funnies
By: brettie123 Date: January 11, 2014, 5:27 am
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very good Barb, thanks for posting
Barb1
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Re: More Funnies
By: Nettte Date: January 11, 2014, 1:55 pm
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LOL!!!
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Re: More Funnies
By: sparkly apps Date: January 11, 2014, 4:50 pm
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hahahaha good one
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