DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       All Crafts Allowed
  HTML https://allcraftsallowed.createaforum.com
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       *****************************************************
   DIR Return to: Jokes
       *****************************************************
       #Post#: 508--------------------------------------------------
       Two Old Men ( pinched from facebook)
       By: Mswaby Date: November 12, 2013, 10:36 am
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE
       TO
       HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
       AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
       THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO
       HER
       MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED
       DOLL IN EACH BED.
       THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS
       ON
       THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
       THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS
       AND
       TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
       AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK
       MY
       GIRL WAS DEAD!'
       'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
       'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING
       HER.'
       HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
       'A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
       'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I
       GAVE
       HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW...
       TAKIN MY
       TEETH WITH HER!
       #Post#: 511--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Two Old Men ( pinched from facebook)
       By: Jeana Date: November 12, 2013, 2:18 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       thanks for the laugh
       *****************************************************