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       True Fantasy Act III (teaser) 2
   DIR By: hiddenbritdeadly
       Date: October 2, 2012, 8:47 am
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       A new Month a new teaser....
       i warn you...this is INSANE
       we rejoin with max in a room....
       marrow moses island 18:02...
       well wheres the knob then how can you ave something
       this big with out a knob?
       max stared at the locked door and took in his surroundings
       hmmm 4 walls a floor a door and me...i think im in a room
       well done sherlock... a husky voice said
       "what was that noise?"
       "hurgh i guess you must be "the chosen one"
       what was i chosen for...to be shot tortured electricuted and
       left hungry?
       no...you are the one who will save us all
       hold on...who am i talking to..are you in another room?
       "no im over here"
       WOAH....a talking lavatory!!!!
       "no over here"
       "huh are you invissibaaa....."
       max tryed to finish his sentence but was stopped when a man
       appeared
       in front of him
       "hows it going kid call me snake"
       whats your...huh how did you know i was going to ask that?"
       becuase i can see the future.....LOOK OUT!!"
       BOOOOM
       oh great my trousers have exploded..good job im wearing these
       hot pants
       i stole from alex or i'd look a right fool
       "yeeeees you would"
       "wait so if you can see the future does that mean..."
       "does that mean what?"
       i..dont know i feel as if my is being controlled by a unknown
       force"
       "an unknown force"
       "yeah like someone is controlling my actions"
       "your not or drugs are you?"
       well...yeah but i dont think thats it
       WAIT i have it!!!
       really?
       yes
       then what is it?
       my plunger
       why would i want to see your plunger?
       because....the bogs blocked and you need to clean it
       the bog?....whats a bog?
       URG you posh peoplw what you call it?
       oh you mean the "alberta"
       snake looks at max confused
       the alberta?
       yeah.....everyone knows alberta is the biggest craphole in the
       world
       right you go clean alberta and i'll errr pose
       max goes over to the "alberta" and lefts the lid
       ARRGGHH ARRGGHH ARRRGGHHH!!!!
       max slams the lid back down
       erm excuse me for but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" max points to the
       toilet
       that is david beckham
       ....wait wait wait wait wuh-ah-uh-tuh whats is david beckham
       doing in the toilet?
       TO BE CONTINUED....
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