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       #Post#: 865--------------------------------------------------
       The Doom that is both Crashing and Impending
       By: DankWizard420 Date: May 15, 2015, 8:49 pm
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       Posted in the Merchant Ring in Gatrossan:
       Were you aware of the fact that the world as we know it will
       likely end sometime within the next 6 months?  Have you heard of
       the great Crashing Doom that has been foretold by the stars?  If
       not, do not tremble and release your bowels in fear, good
       traveler, for I, the Amazing Criswell, have written a book
       detailing how to best survive this impending cataclysm.  4 out
       of 5 seers and divinationists agree that an apocalypse like none
       other is on its way.  The fifth guy received his magical
       training from the poop faeries of the sewer so I wouldn't trust
       him.  Anyway, for a mere 3 gold you too can learn the secrets of
       surviving the Crashing Doom.  Order within the next three months
       and receive a complimentary, "I Survived the Great Crashing
       Doom," pin.
       You'll be happy to have not died.
       The Amazing Criswell
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