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Some standard OUT OF OFFICE replies for emails
By: Intelinside Date: March 30, 2013, 7:06 am
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Just copy and paste one of these as a reply to people or
companies that annoy you with emails.........
I am currently out at a job Interview and will reply to you when
I return, if i fail to get the position I may be a little moody
so be prepared.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the Office. if I was In, chances are you wouldn’t have
received anything at all.
I will be unable to delete any of the unread, worthless emails
you send me until i return from vacation on 4th. Please be
patient, and your emails will be deleted in the order they were
received.
Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
£5.99 for the first 10 words and £1.99 for each additional word
in your message.
The email server is unable to verify your server connection and
is Unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer
and try sending again.
(The beauty of this as that when you return, you can see how
many idiots did this over and over.)
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to
receive a reply in Approximately 19 weeks.
I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Sharon instead of
Steve.
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