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       Having problems with your system ??
       By: Intelinside Date: March 30, 2013, 6:27 am
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       Fill in the Help support request and we will get back to
       you............
       Describe your problem:
       Now, describe the problem accurately:
       Now describe the problem using terms that you actually
       understand
       Now describe the problem by telling me what happened not what
       you think happened or what you can’t do.
       Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem
       Problem Severity:
       A. Trivial
       B. Minor
       C. Annoying
       D. Panic Stations
       
       Nature of the problem:
       A. Locked Up
       B. Frozen
       C. Hung
       D. Shot
       E. Lifeless
       
       Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
       Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
       Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
       Have you made it worse? Yes__
       Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__
       Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__
       Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__
       Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
       If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
       How tall are you? Are you above this line? _______
       What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem
       occurred?
       If `nothing' explain why you think there is a problem.
       Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__
       How does this problem make you feel?
       Tell me about your childhood?
       Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__
       Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
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       copy please contact me and i can email you a copy.
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