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       BLACKBERRY PORSCHE
   DIR By: abromate89
       Date: February 26, 2012, 12:50 pm
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       16 REASONS WHY YOU MUST OWN A
       BLACKBERRY PORSCHE:
       (1)•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
       (2)•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its
       way back ur pocket.
       (3)•If ugly pesin send U request e no go enter.
       (4)•It can tell U which member of your family dey do U.
       (5)•U can connect the Bluetooth to NEPA pole 2 get light.
       (6)•It can be used as bomb detectors.
       (7)•It can be used as mosquito coil.
       (8)•It Can serve as ATM machine.
       (9)•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via satellite. (10)•It
       vibrates if someone is lying...
       (11)•4real It can tell d real father of a child. (12)•It can
       detect if Ur
       boyfriend/ girlfriend mis waka.
       (13)•It is accepted as dowry.
       (14)•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
       (15)•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season.
       (16)•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
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