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       Akpos, Oga And Madam(best joke in sept)very funny
   DIR By: kingrollex
       Date: July 10, 2014, 1:46 pm
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       Idriz
       Akpos who was a houseboy
       usually sneaks into his Oga's
       room, drinks his wine and
       adds water to top it up. One
       day his Oga bought a new
       wine called pasties, it was a
       french wine that changes
       colour if water is added onto
       it. Akpos unaware of this,
       sneaks into his Oga's room,
       drank the new wine and
       added water on it.
       Immediately it started
       changing colour.
       Akpos: I am in trouble, big
       trouble.
       He ran to the kitchen.
       Meanwhile, oga and madam
       were sitted in the parlour,
       while Akpos was in the
       kitchen.
       ...
       OGA: Akpos
       Akpos: Oga
       OGA: who drank my pasties?.
       No answer!
       OGA: Akpos, who drank my
       pasties?.
       No answer. Oga walked to
       the kitchen and saw Akpos
       there.
       OGA: Are you insane or
       what?. Why when i call, you
       say "Oga" but when i ask
       you a question you don't
       answer me.
       Akpos: Oga when you are in
       the kitchen you don't
       understand anything, except
       your name.
       OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
       the parlour, stand beside
       madam and ask me a
       questionwhile i stand here.
       Akpos went and did what oga
       said.
       Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
       OGA: Yes Akpos
       Akpos: Who goes into the
       maid's bedroom when madam
       is not at home?.
       No answer.
       Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
       hear me, i say who dey
       sneak enter the house girl
       room when madam no dey
       house.
       No answer. Oga runs out of
       the kitchen.
       OGA: Wonders shall never
       end. Akpos, it is true o, when
       one is in the kitchen, one
       doesnot hear anything,
       except one's name.
       MADAM: That's not true. It's a
       lie.
       Akpos: Madam, do you want
       to be tested?.
       MADAM: Yes
       Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
       She enters.
       Akpos: Madam
       MADAM: Yes Akpos
       Akpos: Who is Junior's
       biological Father?. Me or Oga
       Madam rushed out of the
       kitchen
       MADAM: This kitchen needs to
       be fumigated o, i can't
       understand anything at all.
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