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       Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
       By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
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       17. "I finished the Oreo's."
       16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think
       the kid weighs forty pounds."
       15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess
       that Pamela Lee had a baby."
       14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay
       that flabby forever."
       13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The
       25th is the SuperBowl."
       12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds
       away from a surprise visit from that Richard
       Simmons fella."
       11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size
       of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
       10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I
       woke up next to Willard Scott!"
       9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the
       joy of childbirth?"
       8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like
       that?"
       7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
       6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
       5. "Got milk?"
       4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my
       secretary, Tawney."
       3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the
       size of Madagascar!"
       2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover
       Dam retains water."
       And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your
       Wife Is Pregnant..
       1. "You don't have the guts to pull that
       trigger."
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