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       Chuckie Chicken
       By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 7:04 pm
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       An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
       The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your
       shoulder?"
       The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster,
       Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
       "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't
       allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet
       chicken."
       The old farmer went around the corner and
       stuffed the chicken down his pants. He
       returned to the booth, bought a ticket and
       entered the theater. He sat down next to two
       old emergency room nurses named Mildred
       and Marge.
       The movie started and the chicken began to
       squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so
       Chuckie could stick his head out and watch
       the movie.
       "Marge," whispered Mildred.
       "What?" said Marge.
       "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
       "What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
       "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing
       out," whispered Mildred.
       "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At
       our age it isn't anything we haven't seen
       before."
       "Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my
       popcorn!"
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