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       Dr. Seuss
       By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 7:02 pm
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       What If Dr. Seuss was a Technical Writer?
       Here's an easy game to play.
       Here's an easy thing to say:
       If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a
       port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last
       resort, and the address of the memory makes
       your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet
       pocket has an error to report!
       If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
       dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your
       window in the trash, and your data is
       corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then
       your situation's hopeless, and your system's
       gonna crash!
       You can't say this?
       What a shame sir!
       We'll find you another game sir.
       If the label on the cable on the table at your
       house, says the network is connected to the
       button on your mouse, but your packets want
       to tunnel on another protocol, that's
       repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
       hall.
       And your screen is all distorted by the side
       effects of gauss so your icons in the window
       are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well
       reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure
       as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
       When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy
       on the disk, and the microcode instructions
       cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash
       your memory and you'll want to RAM your
       ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be
       sure to tell your mom!
       Submitted by Glaci
       Edited by Curtis
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