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       Empire State Building Fall
       By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 6:01 pm
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       Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the
       top of the Empire State Building when the first
       man turns to the other and says, "You know,
       last week I discovered that if you jump from
       the top of this building, by the time you fall to
       the 10th floor, the winds around the building
       are so intense that they carry you around the
       building and back into the window."
       The bartender just shakes his head in
       disapproval while wiping the bar.
       The second guy says, "What are you a nut?
       There is no way that could happen."
       "No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove
       it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps
       over the balcony, and plummets to the street
       below. When he passes the 10th floor, the
       high wind whips him around the building and
       back into the 10th floor window and he takes
       the elevator back up to the bar.
       He met the second man, who looked quite
       astonished. "You know, I saw that with my
       own eyes, but that must have been a one time
       fluke."
       "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as
       he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward
       the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
       him around the building and into the window.
       Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try
       it. "Well, what the hey," the second guy says,
       "it works, I'll try it!" He jumps over the
       balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th,
       10th, 9th, 8th floors ...and hits the sidewalk
       with a 'splat.'
       Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other
       drinker, saying "You know, Superman,
       sometimes you can be a real jerk."
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