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Beautiful Daughter
By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 6:00 pm
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected
live alligators. He kept them in the pool in
back of his mansion. The millionaire also had
a beautiful daughter who was single. One day
he decides to throw a huge party, and during
the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I
have a proposition to every man here. I will
give one million dollars or my daughter to the
man who can swim across this pool full of
alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there
was the sound of a large splash!! There was
one guy in the pool swimming with all he
could and screaming out of fear. The crowd
cheered him on as he kept stroking as though
he was running for his life. Finally, he made it
to the other side with only a torn shirt and
some minor injuries. The millionaire was
impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well
I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you
want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your
money, nor do I want your daughter! I want
the person who pushed me in that water!"
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