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JOKE BANK - JOKE OF THE DAY
By: kingrollex Date: July 9, 2014, 4:59 pm
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A blonde woman decides that she is sick and
tired of all the blonde jokes and how all
blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart. While her husband is off at
work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house. The next day,
right after her husband leaves for work, she
gets down to the task at hand. Her husband
arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the
living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the
same time. He goes over and asks her if she is
OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is
doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all blonde women are dumb and
she wanted to do it by painting the house. He
then asks her why she has a ski jacket over
her fur coat. She replies that she was reading
the directions on the paint can and they said,
"For best results, put on two coats."
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