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Bitter Lesson
DIR By: kingrollex
Date: July 9, 2014, 2:49 pm
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Mrs. Ifeoma phoned Akpos the electrician
because her television quit working.
Akpos couldn’t accommodate her with an
“after-hours” appointment and since she had
to go to work, she told him, “I’ll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the TV, leave the bill on
the counter, and I’ll send you the money
later. By the way, I have a large rotweiler
(dog) inside named Killer; he won’t bother
you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you
do, do not talk to the bird!”
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally
ignored Akpos, but the whole time he was
there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed,
and about drove him nuts.
As Akpos was ready to leave, he couldn’t
resist saying, “You stupid bird, why don’t you
shut up!” To which the parrot replied, “Killer,
get him!!!”
Akpos is now at the emergency ward of the
State General Hospital.
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