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       Akpos English Letter
   DIR By: kingrollex
       Date: July 9, 2014, 2:27 pm
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       Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer
       ordered him to write an apology letter
       showing why he didn't submit an assignment.
       Dear Lecturer,
       I'm sorry I could not do the homework on
       time because I was tired after watching
       television.
       Thank you.
       The Lecturer warns him to write a formal
       letter with formal English reflective of a
       varsity student lest he be punished.
       This is what Akpos wrote:
       Dear knowledge conduit,
       My sovereign persona is thoroughly
       apologetic for my sordid academic
       behavioural inactivity or academic
       hibernation as regards the assignment.
       Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was
       visually competitive in relation to the
       assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its
       seduction to the detriment of the assignment.
       Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my
       nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby
       rendering me half dead albeit still breathing
       in the process.
       Best Regards.
       Akpos
       What do you think of Akpos letter?
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